Lukaku Agent: “Something’s changed at Everton”

[ToePeg]

My offer to fight roger for evertons honour still stands

Queensberry rules, cage, straightener in a Toxteth back alley? If he's as big as his lad, good luck.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Chunky chips and aioli, scrumdidilyumcious.

What kind of wool gastronomy is this?! Chips should only be eaten out of a paper wrapper on Breck Road. Preferrably with a baseball cap on and a baleful glare at anyone driving past.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Chunky chips, plenny of malt vinegar (Sarsons) and a sprinkling of salt. No more, no less.

 

[sageyefc]

Queensberry rules, cage, straightener in a Toxteth back alley? If he's as big as his lad, good luck.

I'll one bomb him and if rom wants some ill bring him some pain aswell

 

[sageyefc]

And chips only need some salt and vinegar and a little bit of red sauce if it tickles your fancy

 

[ToePeg]

What kind of wool gastronomy is this?! Chips should only be eaten out of a paper wrapper on Breck Road. Preferrably with a baseball cap on and a baleful glare at anyone driving past.

I have been moved to Widnes by my wife and find your insight on my wooly gastronomic tastes alarmingly disconcerting.
Are you a shamen of some kind? A reader of the runes?
I've also forgotten how good it is to glare menacingly at passers by whilst eating a bag of chips and nursing a mad dog 20/20. The joys of youth.

 

[ToePeg]

I'll one bomb him and if rom wants some ill bring him some pain aswell

Fair play, take no prisoners.

 

[Sapie88]

And chips only need some salt and vinegar and a little bit of red sauce if it tickles your fancy

Red sauce is for children.

 

[Dixie D]

Chips without mayo is not chips.

Don't you forget that.

 

[sageyefc]

Red sauce is for children.

Not yer Mars red sauce lad

 

[sageyefc]

Koeman out

 

[Kiwi]

Red sauce is for children.

Mayo or nothing

 

[sageyefc]

Mayo or nothing

Give me death before mayo

 

[Kiwi]

Give me death before mayo

I'll one bomb you mate, your head will look like Dresden

 

[Sapie88]

Not yer Mars red sauce lad

She makes a lovely home made tomato and red pepper relish.