Lukaku Agent: “Something’s changed at Everton”

[neil999]

i love his cute little fat face in this

 

[sageyefc]

She makes a lovely home made tomato and red pepper relish.

Aswell as her famous vampire tea

 

[Sapie88]

Aswell as her famous vampire tea

She's had a hysterectomy you ghoul.

 

[sageyefc]

She's had a hysterectomy you ghoul.

 

[Kiwi]

Aswell as her famous vampire tea

She's had a hysterectomy you ghoul.

Wow @ the both of you.
Horrific.
Its more like raspberry jam though

 

[Sapie88]

I ruined that bish when I evacuated her womb.

 

[mikewex]

Does a point arise where a thread has remained sufficiently off-topic for long enough that the topic formally changes? A kind of adverse possession of forum threads.

In other words, is this thread now officially about chips and random red stuff?

 

[Walter Ego]

I bet lukaku loves Mayo, the belge tit.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

on a totally unelated note

 

[Brendan Janus]

Yes they are using Andrex instead of Izal Medicated !!

 

[roydo]

What on earth is all this?

Back on topic please.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

What on earth is all this?

Back on topic please.

Hear, hear.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

And chips only need some salt and vinegar and a little bit of red sauce if it tickles your fancy

curry chip barm or bust

once you go curry, plain chips taste as dry as mrs. gerrard's lady parts in the absence of beak

 

[captainvindaloo]

Enters room, glances around, then quietly backs out of room.

 

[mezzrow]

This is why we can't have nice things.