Let's fix the team in 3 easy steps.

[Barnfred 55]

1. Sack Kenwright
2. Sack Steve Walsh
3. Sack Fat Sam

Ha ha.

Beat me to it.

After you've done that

1. Replace Martina at LB, even if it's with somebody from the U23s
2. Replace that fraud Schneids with Bene Baningime
3. Stop playing 2 DMs against crap teams at home.

 

[Boba Fret]

1. Replace Sam with a young fresh vibrant manager from any of the leading leagues.

2. Identify squad weaknesses, scout and sign these players.

3. Play football the Everton way.

 

[Zezti]

1. blame the fans
2. blame the ref
3. blame the rich clubs

 

[ToffeeTim]

1) SACK Fat Sam
2) SACK Steve the FRAUD Walsh
3) Sign better players starting with a left back.

 

[Eggs]

...have a clear playing strategy.
...buy good footballers who fit it.
...win football matches.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Good plan. Let's completely destabilize the club midseason (twice in a season!) then wonder why results continue to be awful.

If all three step aside at the end of the season, fine, but changing stuff now risks this going from a frankly 'nothing' season, which it seems people are finding hard to accept, to one where we end up totally lost.

Oh, I’m all for stability , the trouble is we appear to have stabilised as a club that finds it impossible to play football.
Let’s rip it up and start again.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Drop Schneiderlin (from a great height)
Play two up front
Have shots on target

 

[FC sexy xxx]

The thread title sounds like something of a cillet bang advert

 

[ste d' indica]

 

[LEONARD]

(1) Throw it all in the bin.

(2) Have a long hard look at ourselves.

(3) Start again.

 

[riddick]

diesel
fertilizer
match

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Two strikers when we are at home.
Drop Morgan Schneiderlin forever.
Play Garbutt right away.

Those three things will elevate the club no end.

 

[blue61]

Pass and move more
Pass to a blue shirt more
Pass into the net more

 

[Tigger]

Appoint Seamus as Captain immediately, if Jags doesn't like it, bomb him out to any takers in a two for one with Williams.
Get a left back or use Garbutt.
Raise the fans spirits by using Schneiderlin in a Wicker Man style ritual to banish our sideways and backward passing sins for good.

 

[chrissyjack]

1..Have a shot on target
2..Have another shot on target
3.. Have a third shot on target

Surely , at least one will go in