JobForTheMoyes
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The Rambo just before it was epic though!
The Machinist. Made me feel sleepy just watching it.
Timecop (1994)
Van Damme hops through time with a sweet bouffant mullet and absolutely no regard for plotholes.
Includes some peak bad nineties CGI, terrible future-cars, a henchman sporting a mullet from an alternative reality, a stupid villain and an incredibly jarring cut from a shopping mall to Van Damme's glistening arse on the job. FrenchChefFingerKiss.gif
Stupid and great at the same time....though skewed heavily towards stupid.
Double Impact? lolHas JCVD actually been in a decent film?
I suppose if you really into that kind of thing Bloodsport and Kickboxer might count. Universal Soldier is OK but not as good as I remember.
Double Impact? lol

I've got the third on DVD but never watched it, I think the second is the bestI've been using Covid lockdown as an excuse to re-watch classic films. Just finished the Godfather trilogy. The third film is awful, haven't seen it in 20 years and don't remember it being that bad.
Rambo: Last blood. No, just no. Watch the original instead.

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