After watching Everton get pummelled i decided to completely kill my brain by watching that new Jurassic World film
What a total load of arse.
-1million out of 10
What a total load of arse.
-1million out of 10
Chris Pratt’s bizzare love affair with a prehistoric carnivores killing machine wasn’t the worst thing in this movie. His ability to not be burnt by lava and plough through a load of trained mercenaries was astonishing.
The support cast of the millennial arses is just pyar cringe, the tough bird and the feminine lad who manage to escape dinosaurs. Or the fact she knows how to perform a medical procedure on one. And the main ginger bird is a right pain in the arse, who’d be arsed saving a load of mannmade killing machines that would destroy humanity.
I prayed that everyone one of them was eaten including the writers and directors of this monstrosity of a film. The first one was bad but this on all new levels of gash, Everton levels.
The support cast of the millennial arses is just pyar cringe, the tough bird and the feminine lad who manage to escape dinosaurs. Or the fact she knows how to perform a medical procedure on one. And the main ginger bird is a right pain in the arse, who’d be arsed saving a load of mannmade killing machines that would destroy humanity.
I prayed that everyone one of them was eaten including the writers and directors of this monstrosity of a film. The first one was bad but this on all new levels of gash, Everton levels.