Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[Coffee and TV]

Is there anyone decent reporting this move? Rumour seems to have started from a shitty United news twitter account

The Esk (who's been very reliable so far) said it a few weeks ago

From two separate sources: Mata

 

[II McColl II]

This will defo be me if it gets officially announced, exact type of player we have needed for a long time

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[TheFinnFan]

Please please.make this happend ..

 

[bluestevon]

Is there anyone decent reporting this move? Rumour seems to have started from a shitty United news twitter account

Heard it from a few people i trust now mate that it's basically very very close to being a done deal

 

[Zatara]

Heres the thing though mate, IF you are gonna go for the 'realtively' easy gamble on saying Mourinho is going to United, then it was pretty common knowledge that Giggs would be on his way out, so you may as well make the 'bold' predicitoon priot that Giggs will be leaving United, then come out with Mourinho is gonna get the job atb a later point, one leads to the other - but the Giggs prediction seems to give your ITK status more credibility

As an example - say i was gonna try blag an ITK at Everton rep, i'd create some twitter account, and given the fact that i am pretty certain we will be investing heavily in the centre of mid this season - whcih a lot of journos and a few people with a bit of info connected to the club have supported (@The Esk for example and fox on TEF) i wouldn't open with ITK stories about us singing Mata, Schneiderlein etc, but isntead open up with a story about McCarthy being sold - because if we invest in the midfield then in all likelihood he will after the arrivals get flogged

For a decent example, a few clever ITk type stories for us for someone wanting to try to look itk (as it's always in hindsight people get these reps) woudl be McCarthy being sold - and can even put a few guess teams int heir - as if it happens it's likely to be a certain calibre of team that would come in for him - say Stoke, maybe even Leicester, Swansea etc
Besic to go on loan - incoming midfielders will push him down the pecking order - but he's still young enough to maybe not be sold straight away, so a loan would be a smart chouice for all involved

Cleverley to be sold to the likes of a newly promoted team or bottom 4-5 type outfit

tarashaj - to be loaned out, IF mata comes in then his opportunities will be limited, hes young and has potential, so a smart choice

If someone put all these up over the next few weeks then theirs a good chance that 2-3 of them will happen, and in a nutshell people would start following that accoutn as it looks like the bloke has called thigns way before the press got wind of them, when in fact they are just edicated guesses based on playing a hunch or from looking at genuined rumours about incoming and the effect that would have oin current players their.

Youve been in russia far too long, starting to think like them

 

[KUEFC09U2]

People really don't like Everton much do they? Haha heads falling off all over the place about this

 

[Tubey]

Imagine if we actually pull this off. 'Statement of intent' doesn't quite cover it really.

 

[Gadfly]

Mata strikes me as the type of guy who would prefer to stay in the Premier league and prove Mourinho wrong. Rather than head by to La Liga with his tail between his legs.

 

[Tubey]

People really don't like Everton much do they? Haha heads falling off all over the place about this

They haven't got their heads around the fact we're minted now.

To be fair, most Evertonians haven't yet either. Moshiri was a game changer as soon as he arrived, but it's only clicking for some now.

 

[ianefc]

Mate you need to insert a picture of him around his foreheard area of this original sample. The background shall be in skyblue. This is the OS style for the time being.

Are you telling me what to do?

 

[Tubey]

Watched this thirty times and still have no clue how or what happened.

 

[Toast]

Boss Megs that mate, thanks for posting..

Imagine doing that to Dave Watson though ?

Bet you wouldn't do it twice.

 

[Matty_j1878]

@JoeDoesDesigns Have you been asked to design anything Mata related mate? Seen as you were very quick with the Stekelenburg one.........

 

[ianefc]

People really don't like Everton much do they? Haha heads falling off all over the place about this

I know mate...

So we have made an offer for witsel but not accepted as yet?, and surely he would pick Napoli anyway?

No mate, all about Witsel and us being outdone by Napoli

So it's off?

Sell to buy, the way it's always been, moshiri not putting any money towards transfers I reckon

But is it mate? Let's be honest there isn't going to be much proof of that this summer is there? Because we sell stones and lukaku then net spend is going to be pretty low, thus moshiri not having to give much

Sad times, we will go with what we have

Until the same pattern plays out and a bigger club comes in?

So it's off mate? Can't you just let me be happy for a little bit? Christ

Its off then

 

[EFC85]

What's the Mata you?
Why you looking so sad?
It's not so bad
Everton are ace
Koeman f*cked off the Saints