£22 million or so for our second best defender...rip their hands off...we dont want any unloyal ****s in the Everton team...
...now what defender to buy...hmm...
You have to wonder which 1s are real tho.
Things are not like they seem behind the scenes
Or when he said: "Just got back from Manchester after a meeting! Knackered...now where is the Dominoes number mmmmmm."
Was he even in the country then? AUG 5 it was posted.

Sorry if I offended anyone by passing on what I found on twitter. Just think it looks real to me. It might not be. But so many famous people use twitter so its not impossible.
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