Jokes Thread
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I took the missus out for our Anniversary ,while at the table she said ' I wore this 15 years ago on our first date and it still fits me' I replied 'It's a scarf '
A young rich naive boy goes to Amsterdam to have a wild time as a virgin he is keen to get to a sex parlour quick ......
Looking a bit gullible he is set upon, and robbed of most of his money giving little resistance .....
All the atms are closed as it's getting late - he only has 12 Euros on him ......the muggers did not find ....
He is despearate as it's only a two night break .....
He rushes to a sex parlour - the bouncer is on the door ......
He explains his delemia .....
The bouncer tells him it's 10 euros just to watch in the one way Windows of what ever action is taking place in the four rooms....
Hey I want some action says the young boy I can pay in the morning...
No way stated the bouncer, but in the 5th room theirs an old sow you could give a good seeing too if your desperate 12 Euros, and I,m being kind .....
Sod it says the boy and gives the pig after chasing it around a good seeing too....
Next day he goes to the ATM machine and gets the cash he needs for the real thing that night...
That night he pays his 10 Euros for viewing- the room is quite full than the night before on view I'd a guy giving a mature flattish women a good seeing too....
The young boy laughs, and shouts good grief I want something better than that !
The bloke next to him said that's nothing you should have been here last night some soft idiot in room 5 was chasing a pig around for an age before giving it one.......
Looking a bit gullible he is set upon, and robbed of most of his money giving little resistance .....
All the atms are closed as it's getting late - he only has 12 Euros on him ......the muggers did not find ....
He is despearate as it's only a two night break .....
He rushes to a sex parlour - the bouncer is on the door ......
He explains his delemia .....
The bouncer tells him it's 10 euros just to watch in the one way Windows of what ever action is taking place in the four rooms....
Hey I want some action says the young boy I can pay in the morning...
No way stated the bouncer, but in the 5th room theirs an old sow you could give a good seeing too if your desperate 12 Euros, and I,m being kind .....
Sod it says the boy and gives the pig after chasing it around a good seeing too....
Next day he goes to the ATM machine and gets the cash he needs for the real thing that night...
That night he pays his 10 Euros for viewing- the room is quite full than the night before on view I'd a guy giving a mature flattish women a good seeing too....
The young boy laughs, and shouts good grief I want something better than that !
The bloke next to him said that's nothing you should have been here last night some soft idiot in room 5 was chasing a pig around for an age before giving it one.......
Philw
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Look I had to clean it up that joke ok.......
Yarrgh
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You are making jokes up about kids being tricked into acts of bestiality in depraved settings. I dread to think what the dirty version was!
That kid was a teenager a joke fgs.....lighten up.....
BigBlueConk
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I work with people in their late 20's and I call them kids!
It's not that they look young, they're just not very bright!
McBain
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Beef pie Jamaica 2,50
Chicken pie Jamaica 3,0
Steak slice Jamaica 2,75
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
Chicken pie Jamaica 3,0
Steak slice Jamaica 2,75
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
A shoe
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs having sex.
(Naughty word) ing still no idea.
lollollollol
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