Jokes Thread

[larbert toffee]

Patient - Doctor every time I drink my tea I keep getting a pain in my eye

Doctor - Do you take sugar?

Patient - yes

Doctor - Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?

 

[Joey66]

Patient - Doctor every time I drink my tea I keep getting a pain in my eye

Doctor - Do you take sugar?

Patient - yes

Doctor - Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?

Hey stop finding fault with the GOT free Mug if you become a forum supporter.... lol @GrandOldTeam

 

[summerisle]

Hey stop finding fault with the GOT free Mug if you become a forum supporter.... lol @GrandOldTeam

Getting a mug is on a par with Everton remaining unbeaten for three games.

 

[Yarrgh]

Getting a mug is on a par with Everton remaining unbeaten for three games.

Did you last get a mug when Roberto was around?

 

[Joey66]

Did you last get a mug when Roberto was around?

Everton get mugged every week lately......

 

[kev]

Everton get mugged every week lately......

I'd settle for a cup @Joey66

 

[Groucho]

I see Beyoncé has started an all female roofing company.


“All The Shingle Ladies”.

 

[Kurt.]

I see Beyoncé has started an all female roofing company.


“All The Shingle Ladies”.

They’re getting slated by everyone

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Mick asked paddy why he kept an empty milk bottle in his fridge.
Paddy said it was for anyone who wanted a black coffee

 

[Joey66]

Patrick goes over to experience the Dutch brothels but unfortunately gets mugged in the busy crowd - so he heads to,the cheap side of the vice streets he cadres s few Euros and goes pas the bouncer - how much have you got - 5 euros you can watch via the room windows - Patrick shakes his head - Sorry desperate for any sex ........

 

[Joey66]

Patrick goes over to experience the Dutch brothels but unfortunately gets mugged in the busy crowd - so he heads to,the cheap side of the vice streets he cadres s few Euros and goes pas the bouncer - how much have you got - 5 euros you can watch via the room windows - Patrick shakes his head - Sorry desperate for any sex ........

Sorry got caught short to finish the joke not been well today another water infection delete it please Mods....

 

[summerisle]

I've just had a conversation with some dolphins.
We just clicked.

 

[kev]

Sorry got caught short to finish the joke not been well today another water infection delete it please Mods....

Well it made me laugh @Joey66 lollol

 

[Joey66]

Well it made me laugh @Joey66 lollol

My water infection has not made me laugh in agony most of the day - then got the Jezza trots......

 

[Methuselah]

My water infection has not made me laugh in agony most of the day - then got the Jezza trots......

Sorry to hear that Joey, you look after yourself.