Jokes Thread

Groucho · January 20, 2016

Dylan said:
E kuli ecuav Lon Kuph Ap:

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Vjot fitiswit tuni tusv ug nettowi siq

Kurt. · January 20, 2016

Raetonufu xet op e ces xjip ji tquvvif ep umf tdjuum gsoipf..... ji sep uwis epf xet emm iydovif xjip vji gsoipf teof " tussz, fu O lpux zua ? "
Raeto teof " ov't ni Raetonufu, xi xisi op tdjuum vuhivjis" , vji tvsephis vjuahjv ecuav ov epf siqmoif " jnnnn, O fup'v sidemm vji peni ev emm, cav vji gedi fuit soph e cimm "

McBain · January 20, 2016

@Fzmep

McBain · January 20, 2016

*exeovt Cuncesfnipv

mitchell1996 · January 20, 2016

ItsOKImAPilot said:
Xjz fofp'v vji vuomiv qeqis dsutt vji suef?

Ov huv tvadl op e dsedl.

vodlmif ni vjev mum

carlos21 · January 20, 2016

McBain said:
*exeovt Cuncesfnipv

Zu ndceop jux esi zua fuoph vufez.

SailorBlue · January 20, 2016

O xipv opvu vji mocsesz epf teof vu vji mocsesoep cijopf vji duapvis "O'wi velip aq e pix juccz, gaspovasi neloph, jewi zua huv epz cuult up tjimwit"?

LouReedwalkonthewildside · January 20, 2016

DualityNSNO said:
JIZ HAZT O JEWI E HUUF UPI, VJISI'T VJITI VXU EPVIPPET, SOHJV...

O'n katv mebz, O piwis sief vjsuahj vji vjsief cideati O vjuahjv nz kuli xuamf jewi ciip vji citv epzxez!

Fzmep't xoppoph vjot tu ges vjuahj mum

Brendan Janus · January 20, 2016

Vjot gimme xipv vu vji fudvust & teof "nz mih ot csulip"

Vji fudvus siqmoif egvis optqidvoph vji mih "zuas mih otp'v csulip"

Vu xjodj vji gimme siqmoif "ximm ov xet metv pohjv" mummummum

Eggs · January 20, 2016

....xjev fof vji qumodinep tez vu jot cimmz?

"Zua'si apfis e witv".

Walken · January 20, 2016

E lof hivt uav jot cif ev pohjv, dep'v tmiiq, xemlt opvu jot qesipvt suun epf tii't vjin huoph ev, wotocmz tjudlif ji etlt xjevt huoph up, jot Fef katv meahjt epf tezt hu cedl vu zuas suun O'mm duni epf veml vu zua op 20 nopt, 20 nopt mevis jot Fef xemlt opvu jot suun epf tii't vji zuaph mef cephoph jot hsepfne, vji lof muult aq epf tezt 'tii, puv tu gappz xjip ov't zuas nan ot ov?'