Jokes Thread

Groucho · January 20, 2016

Dylan said:
A joke about Kim Jong Un:

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This deserves some sort of massive rep

Kurt. · January 20, 2016

Quasimodo was in a bar when he spotted an old school friend..... he ran over and was all excited when the friend said " sorry, do I know you ? "
Quasi said " it's me Quasimodo, we were in school together" , the stranger thought about it and replied " hmmmm, I don't recall the name at all, but the face does ring a bell "

McBain · January 20, 2016

@Dylan

McBain · January 20, 2016

*awaits Bombardment

mitchell1996 · January 20, 2016

ItsOKImAPilot said:
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

tickled me that lol

carlos21 · January 20, 2016

McBain said:
*awaits Bombardment

Yo mcbain how are you doing today.

SailorBlue · January 20, 2016

I went into the library and said to the librarian behind the counter "I've taken up a new hobby, furniture making, have you got any books on shelves"?

LouReedwalkonthewildside · January 20, 2016

DualityNSNO said:
HEY GUYS I HAVE A GOOD ONE, THERE'S THESE TWO ANTENNAS, RIGHT...

I'm just lazy, I never read through the thread because I thought my joke would have been the best anyway!

Dylan's winning this so far though lol

Brendan Janus · January 20, 2016

This fella went to the doctors & said "my leg is broken"

The doctor replied after inspecting the leg "your leg isn't broken"

To which the fella replied "well it was last night" lollollol

Eggs · January 20, 2016

....what did the policeman say to his belly?

"You're under a vest".

Walken · January 20, 2016

A kid gets out his bed at night, can't sleep, walks into his parents room and see's them going at, visibly shocked he asks whats going on, his Dad just laughs and says go back to your room I'll come and talk to you in 20 mins, 20 mins later his Dad walks into his room and see's the young lad banging his grandma, the kid looks up and says 'see, not so funny when it's your mum is it?'