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Tommy Chong
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Vintage
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MaximusEvertonius
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I laughed at this way more than I expected
Milk
Udderly delicious
When I got home I found a note from my wife saying she had gone out for a few drinks with her mates and that she had left me some dinner that just needed reheating.
As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there.
After some foreplay, I f****d her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating.
"Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled.
As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!
As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there.
After some foreplay, I f****d her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating.
"Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled.
As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O'Shea
Rick O'Shea
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only two, but the real question is how they got in there in the first place.
Only two, but the real question is how they got in there in the first place.
anton66
Player Valuation: £50m
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