Jokes Thread
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Rita_Poon
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Maybe she's lion?
Mutzo Nutzo
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Bono and the Edge walk into a pub.
Bono says “2 pints please barman”
The barman says “oh no, not U2 again”
Bono says “2 pints please barman”
The barman says “oh no, not U2 again”
Bed.
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
Humour and comedy seems to have skipped a generation……
Thats not a generational issue Pete. Seems to be a Fringe issue.
Rita_Poon
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If you bowl em under arm, there's a high chance you walk for 6....
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
They should go to a different hair stylist….l
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I went for a run this morning, but I had to return home as I had forgotten a couple of things.
I'm fat and I can't run.
I'm fat and I can't run.
deipnosophist
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Yolks thread
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
One for all the hopeless romantics out there:
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
American couple driving through Wales see a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and decide to head there for something to eat. As they make their way there they debate the pronunciation of the town’s name.
They stop for lunch and one tourist asks the cashier, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?” The Cashier nods.
“Would you please pronounce where we are for us – very slowly?”
The cashier leans over the counter and says, “Buurrrrgerrrrr Kinnnnggg.”
They stop for lunch and one tourist asks the cashier, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?” The Cashier nods.
“Would you please pronounce where we are for us – very slowly?”
The cashier leans over the counter and says, “Buurrrrgerrrrr Kinnnnggg.”
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