Jokes Thread

[summerisle]

 

[Rita_Poon]

Edinburgh joke award
This year the prize went to Lorna Rose Treen, with her one-liner: "I started dating a zookeeper - but it turned out he was a cheetah."

I've had funnier dukes

Maybe she's lion?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Bono and the Edge walk into a pub.
Bono says “2 pints please barman”
The barman says “oh no, not U2 again”

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Bono and the Edge walk into a pub.
Bono says “2 pints please barman”
The barman says “oh no, not U2 again”

Bed.

 

[peteblue]

Edinburgh joke award
This year the prize went to Lorna Rose Treen, with her one-liner: "I started dating a zookeeper - but it turned out he was a cheetah."

I've had funnier dukes

Humour and comedy seems to have skipped a generation……

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Humour and comedy seems to have skipped a generation……

Thats not a generational issue Pete. Seems to be a Fringe issue.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Humour and comedy seems to have skipped a generation……

If you bowl em under arm, there's a high chance you walk for 6....

 

[peteblue]

Thats not a generational issue Pete. Seems to be a Fringe issue.

They should go to a different hair stylist….l

 

[summerisle]

 

[malfosse]

I went for a run this morning, but I had to return home as I had forgotten a couple of things.








I'm fat and I can't run.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

 

[deipnosophist]

Yolks thread

 

[Tommy Chong]

One for all the hopeless romantics out there:

 

[summerisle]

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

American couple driving through Wales see a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and decide to head there for something to eat. As they make their way there they debate the pronunciation of the town’s name.

They stop for lunch and one tourist asks the cashier, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?” The Cashier nods.

“Would you please pronounce where we are for us – very slowly?”

The cashier leans over the counter and says, “Buurrrrgerrrrr Kinnnnggg.”