Jokes Thread

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Joey66]

The guy who tried to invent the corduroy pillow, gave up as too many complaints the following morning of people with lines all over their faces .....

 

[summerisle]

lol

 

[Cels]

Q: What does a ginger do when they want to 'High-Five' a friend?

A: Clap

 

[peteblue]

Q: What does a ginger do when they want to 'High-Five' a friend?

A: Clap

Ouch……

 

[Joey66]

Q: What does a ginger do when they want to 'High-Five' a friend?

A: Clap

@COYBL25 will love that one lol

 

[summerisle]

 

[Tommy Chong]

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Bought a blind-fold the other day.

Had to take it back though.


Just couldn't see myself wearing it.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Edinburgh joke award
This year the prize went to Lorna Rose Treen, with her one-liner: "I started dating a zookeeper - but it turned out he was a cheetah."

I've had funnier dukes

 

[davids]

 

[Milk]

And as the sperm swam valiantly towards the egg, I couldn't help but think:

"I've ruined this fried breakfast."

 

[Blue 1]

My missus said I was mad when I said I could build a car from spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.