January Transfer Window 2026

[Bob Elstone]

Anyone who takes a day off work to watch the transfer window is seriously in need of help.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Stand down guys. Listened to Bobble's update. Sounds like we're done, apart from outgoings. Did say we are continuing to look - but we always get told this.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Ok - we were linked with two right backs that seemed to have any sort of substance in the stories this month in Norton-Cuffy and Holm. Neither of them have actually signed for the clubs that they're supposedly going to yet, so other teams aren't doing it either.

Yeah, I mean if you ignore the fact that the teams in the league and around us strengthened as soon as they could (like Villa getting players as early as possible to have a full squad, as did Bournemouth, Palace, Fulham, Tottingham, WHam and even S'land), no one's signed those two guys.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I like Morrison, he brings a bit of humour into a drab room of constant waffle.

He's harmless but a tough listen.

You can feel yourself getting thicker just listening to him.

Merson is no better.

 

[COYBL25]

Stand down guys. Listened to Bobble's update. Sounds like we're done, apart from outgoings. Did say we are continuing to look - but we always get told this.

Won`t stop the transfer crazies on here.

They`ll still be on at midnight, desperately hoping that the fax machine is jammed or run out of ink.

 

[Fonzy]

Surely a RB is coming in if patto is off. If that wasn't the case we'd probably still finish roughly 10th, it'd almost be worth to watch heads go in here

If we get rid of patterson and bring no one in i give up!

Makes no sense

 

[Caso01]

He's harmless but a tough listen.

You can feel yourself getting thicker just listening to him.

Merson is no better.

Michael Dawson is hands down the biggest dweeb on this planet

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Won`t stop the transfer crazies on here.

They`ll still be on at midnight, desperately hoping that the fax machine is jammed or run out of ink.

Sounds more likely that we will end the window weaker than we started it.

 

[toffeeblue9]

Yeah, I mean if you ignore the fact that the teams in the league and around us strengthened as soon as they could (like Villa getting players as early as possible to have a full squad, as did Bournemouth, Palace, Fulham, Tottingham, WHam and even S'land), no one's signed those two guys.

Nobody's signed a right back as far as I can tell

Also, worth mentioning that Bournemouth, Palace, Spurs and West Ham have all made major sales to fund those acquisitions. Sunderland are an exception, but they've bought a winger from the Israeli league, a keeper from the Swedish league and loaned a player from the Polish league - maybe they'll work out, but there wasn't a big queue of other interested top clubs there.

 

[AmericanBlue]

Surely a RB is coming in if patto is off. If that wasn't the case we'd probably still finish roughly 10th, it'd almost be worth to watch heads go in here

What kind of club thinks like that? We need a squad. Even the non big clubs have squads and not just one right back.

 

[Swartzy]

He's harmless but a tough listen.

You can feel yourself getting thicker just listening to him.

Merson is no better.

Look at what surrounds him, he knows and laughs at his own intelligence.

For what is put in front of us, he's a good lad..

 

[RichCee123]

Won`t stop the transfer crazies on here.

They`ll still be on at midnight, desperately hoping that the fax machine is jammed or run out of ink.

Tbf the best day is always the day after when the journos tell us who we scouted and enquired about. It feeds the GOT machine for months afterwards

 

[neil999]

Eagerly awaiting the hitch in the George deal tweet ..

 

[Pootsy]

These are the teams that didn't qualify for the end stages of the Champions League:

Marseille/Pafos/Union/PSV/Athletic Club/Napoli/Copenhagen/Ajax/rankfurt/Slavia Praha/Villarreal/Kairat

Surely there is a player or two in there that may need to be moved on to keep finances correct that will be worth a look at before the summer?

 

[blue to the bone]

Stand down guys. Listened to Bobble's update. Sounds like we're done, apart from outgoings. Did say we are continuing to look - but we always get told this.

Tbf we didn't need to pay for a pateron to know this .
Its been fairly evident with a while