January Transfer Window 2026

[Paul Rideout]

It would be peak Everton if Cuffy goes to Juventus or whatever, and we end the transfer window with less full backs than when we started (the one position most would agree we are in dire need of players)

 

[RichCee123]

Yup. Why we're always last on MotD. Poor little Everton. FFS

Watch the little match snippets. We are always first that way!

 

[Tel001]

Easy option, sign Norton Cuffey, let them have Patto on loan as part of deal

Or…

We could let the player we are linked with join someone else ..
Loan them our only fit RB and play a 6”5 Irish CB or a 65 year old seamus instead

 

[neil999]

It would be peak Everton if Cuffy goes to Juventus or whatever, and we end the transfer window with less full backs than when we started (the one position most would agree we are in dire need of players)

This would be amazing fume off the scale, let's go ev

 

[Swartzy]

Am I mad in thinking that this is nowhere near what a young , experienced midfielder PL is worth ?
He's not top tier but he's worth a lot more to us than 15 million surely.

50% Profit

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Will take Everton a lot longer than 7 hours to work out the obvious solution to this conundrum

 

[Neiler]

Hello!

 

[toffeeblue9]

Or…

We could let the player we are linked with join someone else ..
Loan them our only fit RB and play a 6”5 Irish CB or a 65 year old seamus instead

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

Surely a RB is coming in if patto is off. If that wasn't the case we'd probably still finish roughly 10th, it'd almost be worth to watch heads go in here

 

[Swartzy]

SSN is such a joke. Really clutching at straws today they are.

"It's all go at SSN today!"

Cut to the offices behind the scenes it's just a load of interns refreshing social media feeds

They know no more than anyone in this thread

They are bad, but everyone on this thread ?

 

[Neiler]

Surely a RB is coming in if patto is off. If that wasn't the case we'd probably still finish roughly 10th, it'd almost be worth to watch heads go in here

Don’t do it to yourself mate!

 

[bullybeef]

Don’t mind Sue (the Everton fan) on SSN.

Better than that other Doris and much much better than Clinton ‘thick as two short planks’ Morrison.

Nothing on Everton so far.

 

[Swartzy]

To be fair… he’s even worse.
Thick as two short planks.

At least the Doris has some intellect and can string a sentence together

I like Morrison, he brings a bit of humour into a drab room of constant waffle.

 

[bullybeef]

I like Morrison, he brings a bit of humour into a drab room of constant waffle.

Different strokes for different folks.

 

[MichaelEFC96]

I'll be fuming if we let Patterson leave and don't sign a RB

CBA with O'Brien there for the whole season