What we can guarantee in the next few days is the following;
- Romano announcing a done deal that is actually nowhere near done, only for said player to end up elsewhere.
- Myers to post there's nothing happening whilst a fleet of cars carrying transfer targets pulls into the training ground behind him
- Flight Radar to report a DNS attack on their site but later find it was just mention of a private jet leaving Spain and landing in Liverpool that sent Everton fans into a wankfest
- A number of posters reporting they've heard something from a mate who has connections to either Everton or the selling club, some will be sarcastic and some will have been fooled into believing their mate has given them legit info, either way we attack them for it.
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@bullybeef will cry real tears at the lack of activity whilst stating he remains calm
- I'll continue to post bollocks everywhere