January Transfer Window 2026

[Brett Angell Delight]

What a way to go, she's like an olden times Brian Harvey

On the day she died, Duncan was a passenger in a brand-new convertible sportscar that she was learning to drive. As she leaned back in her seat to enjoy the sea breeze, her enormous red scarf (“which she had worn since she took up communism,” one newspaper reported) somehow blew into the well of the rear wheel on the passenger side. It wound around the axle, tightening around Duncan’s neck and dragging her from the car and onto the cobblestone street. She died instantly.

Can she play RB, etc?

 

[DanB90]

Duncan was a passenger in a brand-new convertible sportscar that she was learning to drive. As she leaned back in her seat to enjoy the sea breeze, her enormous red scarf (“which she had worn since she took up communism,” one newspaper reported) somehow blew into the well of the rear wheel on the passenger side.

Sounds like she angered the communism gods if you ask me.

 

[Manx Blue]

That Isidor cat is a speed merchant.

 

[Bungle]

Can she play RB, etc?

Probably needs to work on her positional sense a bit but she covers a lot of ground so there's potential.

 

[frank_da_tank]

Isidor spent 2 years playing in Russia in the middle of Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
Doesnt matter what his stats are or his worth .

Thats a big fat NO for me.

put him on the greenwood list?

 

[blueboy72]

If he’s not good enough for Sunderland he shouldn’t be good enough for us

 

[Drico]

What I’d give for a prime Yakubu in this team now. He’d probably cost you 100 mill now though for a striker of his technique with both feet, pace, and power.

As ever an injury robbed Everton of having him for longer.

I loved Yakubu, a genuine menance for defences. We barely knew him...

 

[Jadubsee]

I loved Yakubu, a genuine menance for defences. We barely knew him...

I seem to remember thinking Moyes got rid too hastily after he returned from that injury as well. Went on to score a good few goals for Blackburn (and Leicester?) didn't he?

 

[Saint Domingo]

I loved Yakubu, a genuine menance for defences. We barely knew him...

You look at some of the donkeys going for big money these days like Gyokeres Sesko Isak. Couldn’t hold a candle to Yakubu’s technique off both feet.

 

[GoldenToffee]

That Isidor cat is a speed merchant.

So was Bolasie.

 

[witchdoc187]

I feel like Brighton are still in there by virtue of a system and a strong coach, but the quality in the side is fading, apart from Baleba and Mitoma I can’t see any with any big quality or likely to get a big transfer fee

Them going down at some point soon and getting more Coventrys, Middlesbroughs would be preferable

They will do a Southampton I reckon. They were in Europe shortly before they went down. I don't think you can keep finding such quality consistenly.

 

[Chrismac]

Oscar Bobb?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Oscar Bobb?

Not sure he’s ever recaptured his pace after that injury

 

[Simon Buttle]

Oscar Bobb?

Not for the rumoured £35m, I think that's a little too much although I do rate the player.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

What a way to go, she's like an olden times Brian Harvey

On the day she died, Duncan was a passenger in a brand-new convertible sportscar that she was learning to drive. As she leaned back in her seat to enjoy the sea breeze, her enormous red scarf (“which she had worn since she took up communism,” one newspaper reported) somehow blew into the well of the rear wheel on the passenger side. It wound around the axle, tightening around Duncan’s neck and dragging her from the car and onto the cobblestone street. She died instantly.

Harvey was a better dancer though my son.

God bless.