January Transfer Window 2023

[SLAVEN BILIC]

3 Everton officials in my mates Hotel in Hillingdon.

??

Any of them in headlocks?

 

[Connor]

Wouldn’t put this on if you have kids around

Lets get these posted in the Spaces thread so we don't get links buried in here JJ

I'll need a laugh

 

[LocalNative]

Wouldn’t put this on if you have kids around

I love hearing that Fran go off on one

 

[Julio Ananas]

3 Everton officials in my mates Hotel in Hillingdon.

??

SEXY HUMAN CATERPILLAR DANCE

 

[Jimishorts]

Kopite kev has just been seen leaving curry’s with a new fax machine. Think that’s why we ain’t signed anyone lads

 

[diggerdestroyer]

I honestly did not see it going this bad, I'm in disbelief

and I honestly can believe that everton and it board and staff would be capable of it going this bad. they have proven they can sink to this level time and time sgain. nothing new here.

 

[Wat Tyler]

I honestly did not see it going this bad, I'm in disbelief

What lie will they make up to avoid the Arsenal game this time? Sharp woke up on Saturday morning with a dead panda’s head in his bed?

 

[GoldenToffee]

"We tried for the Gallagher kid from Chelsea, and had a wide net cast throughout Europe for a striker, but we weren't able to get any deals over the line. Alas, we go with what we've got and look forward to welcoming Bristol and Huddersfield to Goodison Park next season"

 

[sladen90]

Final nail in the coffin this. Shambolic now we’ve actually got some money to spend from Gordon and Onana these clowns can’t even spend it.

Onana left and not told anyone?

 

[Sunderland Zidane]

Can you buy a striker please so we can have Simms back on loan.

 

[wabisabi]

I honestly did not see it going this bad, I'm in disbelief

was never going to go any other way once big Sean walked in I'm afraid.

Again not blaming him personally but his appointment is a symptom of the clubs malaise.

 

[HKContractDave]

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wouldn't surprise me like

 

[stretford blue]

Not sure about you but a 1 in 4 29 year old striker ticks a lot of boxes for me…






Ridiculous
Desperate
Comical

And kia joorabchian ✓

 

[Milk]

was never going to go any other way once big Sean walked in I'm afraid.

Again not blaming him personally but his appointment is a symptom of the clubs malaise.

Can’t blame him at all

 

[Nyhus]

We have really delivered in a way only Everton can in this windows. Its both pathetic and hilarious, any other club would do anything they could to get out of our current situation. Not Everton, cause we'll go with what we've got - even if thats what got us into this mess to begin with. I wish i could say im surprised, but im really not. Time to see if we will panic buy a couple of players who wont add any quality at all to our squad.