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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
In many ways I would prefer getting the Straq back and having him up front with Oumar than Cavani and/or Giroud. Just imagine the farce, the hysterical fits of laughter, the groans, and the absolute delights that the Straq and Oumar could bring.
Also it could bring relegation and the abyss, so perhaps not.
Also it could bring relegation and the abyss, so perhaps not.
Utter bubbles this, not a chance we're signing Europe's most prolific striker.
What's life without a little risk tho?
Especially since, in coming here, he will not even be half as prolific anyway.
Nah no way, he'd get Lukaku numbers for us though, but much like Lukaku he'd be left to carry 100% of our attacking threat.
He's made of wood, will sulk here, "TEEEEEEERN EDISON" will stay forever.
Scores on his debut, then once every 10 games.
Watch this space .
VeRo .
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
Onwards Evertonians
Player Valuation: £8m
Everton have to make a statement signing if we are serious about stepping up to the next level. We can't afford to keep signing 'others' surplice to requirements, we need to make football sit up and take notice. We're still middling it at the moment, we have to make strides forward.
But he's dead tall and can score boss headers mate so he'll instantly be a legend.
royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
Hear he was in the Titanic yesterday.
evertonarntwe
Player Valuation: £35m
not one for conspiracies but... notice that barton was on talksport saying we had no money for a striker, the club come out made them apologize saying it wasn't true, and since this we "apparently" offered 60 odd for costa and now want cavani?
absolute nonsense that, why were we only trying on deadline day and now 2 months earlier?
absolute nonsense that, why were we only trying on deadline day and now 2 months earlier?
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