January Transfer Window 2018

[evilwebby]

Like I said, not arsed as it's not my money.

In reality, he's not going to cost anywhere near that kind of money. What matters is he's a class international striker who is proven in the Prem and will guarantee goals. Exactly what we need. Unless Oumar keeps on slotting them - in which case he can do one the slimy haired french biff.

Spending money is always great when its someone else's.

Giroud is not coming to Goodison, mate (other than to score against us). He's a manbearded hipster who would rather slit his own wrists than move outside of the M25.

 

[aglee]

Spending money is always great when its someone else's.

Giroud is not coming to Goodison, mate (other than to score against us). He's a manbearded hipster who would rather slit his own wrists than move outside of the M25.

He's been quoted as saying he was really keen on the move to Everton. Don't think he would've kept Koeman hanging till late in the window if he wasn't up for it. He wants regular football to stake his claim for France's World Cup team. Rumours are that it was his wife who wasn't keen. If he doesn't get much game time between now and January I seriously think this could happen - he won't get another World Cup chance but he can always get a new wife.

 

[Tigger]

Please tell me nobody is buying the Cavani talklol

 

[GwladysBlue]

Activate: Phantom bid

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

lollol Cavani? Have a word. Zero chance.

Let's not get too obsessed with this, fellow Blues, and move on to jarg rumours about more feasible targets.

Andy soddin' Carroll and Danny flippin' Wellbeck for instance.

 

[everton2004]

lollol Cavani? Have a word. Zero chance.

Let's not get too obsessed with this, fellow Blues, and move on to jarg rumours about more feasible targets.

Andy soddin' Carroll and Danny flippin' Wellbeck for instance.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Activate: Phantom bid

Paper talk

No way we're bidding

 

[bluestevon]

Not a chance.

Good enough to play for any team in the world without anyone being surprised, signs for Everton


Doesn't exactly sound plausible does it...

 

[bluestevon]

I mean it's obviously never going to happen but I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to cope if it did happen. Let alone this thread and it's participants.

We'd have to pay about 100m, we'd have to offer him about 400k per week, he'd have to have had a lobotomy to agree even under those conditions.

 

[bluestevon]

This is the Everton I know and love. We need to sign new people just in case the ones we have turn out alright and have nobody to boo.

Imagine booing Cavani.

Think the Paris fans where doing that at a couple of points during his time there, goes to show how money can change a absolute nothing club into a group of self entitled biffs really

 

[BlueToff]

Josh King

All we need in one handy, Premier League proven, player

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

And I'm pretty certain the Cavani rumour came from esk on Twitter did it not, so absolute nonsense

Yep, esk said something like that he was told at 9.30pm on transfer deadline day that we had put a bid in for Cavani.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Josh King

All we need in one handy, Premier League proven, player

Pace, power, strength, what's not to like there.

 

[blulouie]

He'll be at Palace next season.......in the Championship.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Fans fume big style over us not getting a striker in, then up pops this saying we're holding a meeting about trying to sign Cavani (hopes fume dies down.)