January Transfer Window 2018

[Brisan123]

I hope we don't sign Cavani and/or Giroud.
I enjoy watching Everton on my own
Screaming and shouting obscenities at the screen , cursing players , managers and match officials with equal gusto.
I spend a lot of time calling the parentage of above named persons into question.
If Cavani and/or Giroud signed my better half would have a reason to sit and watch the match for the eye candy alone.
I would have to tone my language down considerably and totally ruin the game for me.
Plus when I go to the game she may want to come as well
No not having that.

 

[DualityNSNO]

But he's dead tall and can score boss headers mate so he'll instantly be a legend.

We'll obviously revert to never crossing at that point though.

Everton that, remember.

 

[sageyefc]

And I'm pretty certain the Cavani rumour came from esk on Twitter did it not, so absolute nonsense

 

[MikeH72]

I hope we don't sign Cavani and/or Giroud.
I enjoy watching Everton on my own
Screaming and shouting obscenities at the screen , cursing players , managers and match officials with equal gusto.
I spend a lot of time calling the parentage of above named persons into question.
If Cavani and/or Giroud signed my better half would have a reason to sit and watch the match for the eye candy alone.
I would have to tone my language down considerably and totally ruin the game for me.
Plus when I go to the game she may want to come as well
No not having that.

See, Giroud I could understand, but Cavani looks like he's been dug up after 150 years mate.

 

[sageyefc]

Anyone who thinks we will sign Cavani seriously needs their head checked.

Cavani has probably never even heard of an Everton

 

[Brisan123]

See, Giroud I could understand, but Cavani looks like he's been dug up after 150 years mate.

It's the Latin American look and the long hair that she fancies
I'm pale and bald

 

[MikeH72]

It's the Latin American look and the long hair that she fancies
I'm pale and bald

Hahahaha

 

[evertonarntwe]

I hope we don't sign Cavani[/B] and/or Giroud.
I enjoy watching Everton on my own
Screaming and shouting obscenities at the screen , cursing players , managers and match officials with equal gusto.
I spend a lot of time calling the parentage of above named persons into question.
If Cavani and/or Giroud signed my better half would have a reason to sit and watch the match for the eye candy alone.
I would have to tone my language down considerably and totally ruin the game for me.
Plus when I go to the game she may want to come as well
No not having that.

mate if we somehow pulled of that signing I'd let me bird rub herself whilst watching the footy if it meant him playing for us

wont happen in a billion years though

 

[ijjysmith]

Cavani has probably never even heard of an Everton

There's a Uruguayan Everton mate. He probably thinks it's them.

 

[Connor]

There's a Uruguayan Everton mate. He probably thinks it's them.

We've got a chance then.

 

[evilwebby]

Not arsed how much he costs. Proven class striker in the Prem - exactly what we need.

£100m?

 

[ijjysmith]

We've got a chance then.

Yes. That is the only reason we have no chance here.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Cavani has probably never even heard of an Everton

I previously mentioned this, apparently there is an Everton in Uraguay. This makes it even less likely that he would come to us

 

[Carlito]

Now that Cavani is boxed off, I think it'd be a good idea to have a look at getting a left-back.

 

[everton2004]

£100m?

Like I said, not arsed as it's not my money.

In reality, he's not going to cost anywhere near that kind of money. What matters is he's a class international striker who is proven in the Prem and will guarantee goals. Exactly what we need. Unless Oumar keeps on slotting them - in which case he can do one the slimy haired french biff.