January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[potato]

what are beak slags

 

[USABlue]

what are beak slags

believe to refers to loose women with an affinity for an illegal powder

 

[blulouie]

what are beak slags

Young ladies that frequent the Water Closet's of the Corporate Boxes at Anfield.

 

[eurosrees]

Heard that SSN won't have reporters outside finch farm et al after the dildo waving antics of last year, which will make deadline day much more depressing than usual, ever since we got Fellaini at 2am I alwys wake up the next day hoping we've signed someone I've never heard of overnight, I want this to happen again please, I'd even be happy with Billy returning at this rate.

 

[Aidey9]

Konoplyanka on a perm and Jesé on loan and I'd be made up.

Plus Nyland and that would be bang on, but it won't happen, none of that.

 

[BoredSaint]

Wait so was the Pato wiki a fake??

 

[collie]

How about this scenario .... We sign the Norwegian keeper. / joel is regular keeper till Norwegian lad is ready. . We get nzogbia in on loan with villa signing Scott Sinclair today. This could happen with pienaar out before deadline. He goes to Spain with moyes ...

 

[Fuleco]

The best out and out winger on the planet so dunno how you got to that...

Best out and out winger on the planet...dunno how you got to that.

 

[Kendall's Dream]

How about this scenario .... We sign the Norwegian keeper. / joel is regular keeper till Norwegian lad is ready. . We get nzogbia in on loan with villa signing Scott Sinclair today. This could happen with pienaar out before deadline. He goes to Spain with moyes ...

No ta. A winger instead of Nzogbia and yeah.

 

[Neiler]

Tranfer windows were better when they weren't gash. I blame Sky news only they can make Swansea signing jack cork sound like alien life has just tried to make contact.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Tranfer windows were better when they weren't gash. I blame Sky news only they can make Swansea signing jack cork sound like alien life has just tried to make contact.

Not enough rumours for a signature consisting of a long list of names this time around. Perhaps we won't sign anyone until this GOT tradition is resurrected.

 

[evertony]

Heard that SSN won't have reporters outside finch farm et al after the dildo waving antics of last year, which will make deadline day much more depressing than usual, ever since we got Fellaini at 2am I alwys wake up the next day hoping we've signed someone I've never heard of overnight, I want this to happen again please, I'd even be happy with Billy returning at this rate.

No dildo, and no Nathalie Sawyer......inextricably linked.....and definitely not worth watching without those two highlights. No wonder Bobbys jibbed it.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Tranfer windows were better when they weren't gash. I blame Sky news only they can make Swansea signing jack cork sound like alien life has just tried to make contact.

In this simile, is it Jack Cork or the Welsh who are represented by the alien life?

 

[Moomin]

Have we got some new lawn mowers? Shall we do a thread on that??

 

[Robertor]

Heard that SSN won't have reporters outside finch farm et al after the dildo waving antics of last year, which will make deadline day much more depressing than usual, ever since we got Fellaini at 2am I alwys wake up the next day hoping we've signed someone I've never heard of overnight, I want this to happen again please, I'd even be happy with Billy returning at this rate.

It's not that there's no reporters they're just not allowing fans to stand behind them.