In a Different World

[Mitch Ward's Minder]

Rooney - Unable and unwilling to hold down any job he roams the ale houses with a crutch (the damp affects his joints, and helps get his disability allowance) boring everyone with how he nearly made it in footy but his ma wouldn’t give him the 35p to get a bus to bellefield.
Baines - office job, wearing a tie and those lanyard things with his picture on. Drinks too much coffee and spends hours in the bogs playing Angry Birds. Often has Carol bitching to him about everyone.
Howard - NYC burger joint flipping patties whilst wearing a paper hat and a beard net. Is a safe pair of hands.
Davies - KFC drive through server. Bit of a jobsworth that doesn’t give you all the sauces you ask for.
Brett Angel - Hand model

 

[Moggers]

Only one job for one man...

 

[nsno-chris]

Tom Davies would defo be a barista at Costa but telling people he’s a poet

 

[gianthogweed]

Keane = the gopher on a building site makes the tea everyone takes the p!ss
Walcott = male model in a gay magazine
Tosun = the face of a spray on hair commercial
Rooney =shoplifter numerous jail time for stealing women's underwear off clothes lines
Coleman =tarmacking driveways (badly) but is nice guy only disappears with half the money
Gueye =PPI cold call scammer
Unsworth = Big Dave's Butty bar in a lay by on the M53 doesn't wash his hands bellybuster breakfasts give ya explosive diarrhea
Schneiderlin = Army deserter AWOL
Williams = gym instructor compulsive liar, narcissistic mirror hog prone to roid-rage