tungetango
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
I get that nice odour just by sitting in the sunFor all occasions.
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tungetango
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
I would get even fatter....
Lol at besic
Baines - 6th Form Teacher who always lets the cool kids hang in his classroom during break and talks about the bands he used to be in. Once supported Shed Seven & Cast in the same year. Even got signed to Creation Records but it never happened for them 'cos their marketing budget was spent on a failed My Bloody Valentine comeback.
Rooney - Failed boxer who ended up working as a supermarket security guard. Moonlights as a Shrek lookalike at kids parties but always gets caught sneaking off for a cig and a nip from his hip-flask leading to terrible online reviews.
Davies - Makes a fortune doing FIFA vids on Youtube. Regularly plays in Soccer Aid and has a permanent scar on his left ankle where Lee Mack caught him late in training.
Walcott - Telephone sales. Once made it as far as the Judge's house in X-Factor but was eliminated after attempting a soulful down-tempo cover of Boney-M's Rasputin.
Keane - Admin role in local government. Also a Community Support Officer who goes out of his way to avoid confrontation. Always gets abuse from smart-arse scallies and eventually loses it and chins a 9 year old.
Oumar - Anything he wants to be and everything the world needs him to be.
Rooney - Failed boxer who ended up working as a supermarket security guard. Moonlights as a Shrek lookalike at kids parties but always gets caught sneaking off for a cig and a nip from his hip-flask leading to terrible online reviews.
Davies - Makes a fortune doing FIFA vids on Youtube. Regularly plays in Soccer Aid and has a permanent scar on his left ankle where Lee Mack caught him late in training.
Walcott - Telephone sales. Once made it as far as the Judge's house in X-Factor but was eliminated after attempting a soulful down-tempo cover of Boney-M's Rasputin.
Keane - Admin role in local government. Also a Community Support Officer who goes out of his way to avoid confrontation. Always gets abuse from smart-arse scallies and eventually loses it and chins a 9 year old.
Oumar - Anything he wants to be and everything the world needs him to be.
bobafro
Player Valuation: £8m
If they weren't any good at playing football (quiet at the back), what job would they have ?
Primary school teacher, meeting his pupils for the first time.
I reckon if Seamie didn't make it playing football he'd have some All-Ireland medals for playing GAA with Donegal.
And yup... would likely be a teacher or a garda
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
Tim Howard has Buffalo Bill written all over him, it rubs the lotion on its skin
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £40m
Keane as a rookie policeman who just wants to be fair to everyone.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £40m
Keane as a rookie policeman who just wants to be fair to everyone.
Yep.
Always used to by some bacon when I stopped of on the way home on a friday.
tungetango
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Convenient and a bit strange
. They should have it here as well, for beer preferably. Or even better as in India :
tungetango
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Bloody hell, no scaling on the pictures...Convenient and a bit strange
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Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
Awful Drum and bass MC
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