In a Different World

[wba83]

Coco Martinez in the bogs in a nightclub in town £1 for aftershave mate

 

[YoboCopter]

Pickford would work in pontins

 

[ToffeeDan]

There's no reason to restrict this to current players...

Gravesen: Horror movies (also cameos on the X Files)

 

[tungetango]

Wayne Rooney - One of them people that go around selling knock off meat in the pubs.

Does this really happen?

 

[GwladysBlue]

Does this really happen?

Yeah, near enough every match day on County Road you can see it. It isn't always meat they sell, though. Sometimes it's sweets, sometimes aftershave/perfume, etc.

 

[tungetango]

Yeah, near enough every match day on County Road you can see it. It isn't always meat they sell, though. Sometimes it's sweets, sometimes aftershave/perfume, etc.

Pork and perfume. Awesome

 

[summerisle]

Pork and perfume. Awesome

For all occasions.

 

[anton66]

Yeah, near enough every match day on County Road you can see it. It isn't always meat they sell, though. Sometimes it's sweets, sometimes aftershave/perfume, etc.

Cheese, pillows and all kinds of stuff.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Cheese, pillows and all kinds of stuff.

I remember there used to always be Chinese women selling DVDs in The Brick around 12 years ago. Not that they'd ever work when you bought them.

 

[zzebra]

If they werent in football,most of them would be doing well if they got a job on the production line at Jaguar Land Rover in Halewood or driving buses for Arriva.

A zero hours contract in B&M is more likely.

Like all professional footballers,they live in a bubble outside reality and often don't appreciate how priviliged they are to be earning such ridiculously high money.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Does this really happen?

Yes, the meat man's got the best sausage on a Friday night after work, pack of sausages big pack of bacon and a full length of black pudding for a tenner

 

[Geech]

Rooney: 'Private Security' for a 'Legitimate Business'
Baines: Band that had an indie anthem in 2007 and now touring small festivals
Coleman: Hurler (actually true)
Jagielka: Cool science teacher who doubles on PE
Sigurdsson: Food safety inspector
Pickford: Ironworker
Tosun: Kebab Shop in Germany

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Rooney: 'Private Security' for a 'Legitimate Business'
Baines: Band that had an indie anthem in 2007 and now touring small festivals
Coleman: Hurler (actually true)
Jagielka: Cool science teacher who doubles on PE
Sigurdsson: Food safety inspector
Pickford: Ironworker
Tosun: Kebab Shop in Germany

The Tosun one verges on racial streotyping. Rooney as a bad telecom technician who earns money installing dodgy alarm systems. Naismith as a store owner in a cake shop with a little white paper hat. Lookman on the wall at Walmart depicting a lost 12 year old child with an artist impression of how they would look now.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Baines would be in a britpop band for sure.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Coco Martinez in the bogs in a nightclub in town £1 for aftershave mate

No Armani, no punani