In a Different World

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Pork and perfume. Awesome
For all occasions.

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If they werent in football,most of them would be doing well if they got a job on the production line at Jaguar Land Rover in Halewood or driving buses for Arriva.

A zero hours contract in B&M is more likely.

Like all professional footballers,they live in a bubble outside reality and often don't appreciate how priviliged they are to be earning such ridiculously high money.
 

Rooney: 'Private Security' for a 'Legitimate Business'
Baines: Band that had an indie anthem in 2007 and now touring small festivals
Coleman: Hurler (actually true)
Jagielka: Cool science teacher who doubles on PE
Sigurdsson: Food safety inspector
Pickford: Ironworker
Tosun: Kebab Shop in Germany
 
Rooney: 'Private Security' for a 'Legitimate Business'
Baines: Band that had an indie anthem in 2007 and now touring small festivals
Coleman: Hurler (actually true)
Jagielka: Cool science teacher who doubles on PE
Sigurdsson: Food safety inspector
Pickford: Ironworker
Tosun: Kebab Shop in Germany
The Tosun one verges on racial streotyping. Rooney as a bad telecom technician who earns money installing dodgy alarm systems. Naismith as a store owner in a cake shop with a little white paper hat. Lookman on the wall at Walmart depicting a lost 12 year old child with an artist impression of how they would look now.
 

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