In a Different World

Discussion in 'Everton Forum' started by summerisle, Jun 12, 2018 at 10:54 PM.

  1. summerisle

    summerisle I love a bit of faux outrage in the morning Player Thread Sponsor Forum Supporter

    If they weren't any good at playing football (quiet at the back), what job would they have ?

    Primary school teacher, meeting his pupils for the first time.

  2. macdog

    macdog Player Valuation: £10m

    You're assuming they could get proper jobs.
  3. Lelouch

    Lelouch Player Valuation: £950k

  4. Nymzee

    Nymzee Player Valuation: £70m Player Thread Sponsor

    Niasse would deffo be an overenthusiastic Asda checkout supervisor.
  5. BigBlueConk

    BigBlueConk Player Valuation: £70m Forum Supporter

    Asda have half the workforce under consultation. No jobs going.

    He might get a Lidl or Aldi though.
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  6. summerisle

    summerisle I love a bit of faux outrage in the morning Player Thread Sponsor Forum Supporter

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  7. GwladysBlue

    GwladysBlue Player Valuation: £70m

    Wayne Rooney - One of them people that go around selling knock off meat in the pubs.
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  8. tadao

    tadao Player Valuation: £25m

    Baines - A&R man
    Davies - holiday rep
    Coleman - fruit and veg market trader
    Walcott - men's hair and grooming salon
  9. Charles Hawtrey

    Charles Hawtrey Player Valuation: £15m

    Tosun - foreman on a building site
    Jagielka - kids tv presenter
    Sigurdsson - serial killer
  10. Layne

    Layne victoria extra capi

    Besic - Rebel Fighter
    Williams - Has the build of a chef
    DCL - Underwear Model or Porno twink(gay for pay)
    Stek - Probably a street sweeper as he seems thick as a plank.
  11. deipnosophist

    deipnosophist Player Valuation: £70m

    Bainsey: an indie music/movie reviewer
    Capt Jags: a chidren’s TV/ pantomime actor eg Captain Feathersword from The Wiggles.
    Tubby Ashley: something in the food industry.
  12. gonetomorrow

    gonetomorrow Player Valuation: £50m

    Sigurdsson - abattoir supervisor with white coat, hairnet and clipboard.
  13. blue61

    blue61 Player Valuation: £70m Forum Supporter

    Wayne Rooney - Help the aged volunteer
    Bolasie - Circus clown
    Jags - Lace installer at sports direct
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  14. Eggs

    Eggs Player Valuation: £70m Forum Supporter

    ...I reckon Besic is a spy and football is just a cover.

    Ashley Williams - nightclub bouncer.

    I don’t wish to be unkind, but I doubt we’d see Ross Barkley on University Challenge.
  15. havrey0123

    havrey0123 Player Valuation: £1m

    He would be in prison for GBH.

    Remember a few years back someone scored and started celebrating and completely ignored Coleman. Coleman started shouting at him and looked like he was about to punch him in the face. Cahill had to hold him back.

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