In a Different World

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Player Valuation: £25m
Baines - A&R man
Davies - holiday rep
Coleman - fruit and veg market trader
Walcott - men's hair and grooming salon


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Besic - Rebel Fighter
Williams - Has the build of a chef
DCL - Underwear Model or Porno twink(gay for pay)
Stek - Probably a street sweeper as he seems thick as a plank.


Player Valuation: £70m
Bainsey: an indie music/movie reviewer
Capt Jags: a chidren’s TV/ pantomime actor eg Captain Feathersword from The Wiggles.
Tubby Ashley: something in the food industry.


Player Valuation: £70m
...I reckon Besic is a spy and football is just a cover.

Ashley Williams - nightclub bouncer.

I don’t wish to be unkind, but I doubt we’d see Ross Barkley on University Challenge.


Player Valuation: £8m
If they weren't any good at playing football (quiet at the back), what job would they have ?

Primary school teacher, meeting his pupils for the first time.

He would be in prison for GBH.

Remember a few years back someone scored and started celebrating and completely ignored Coleman. Coleman started shouting at him and looked like he was about to punch him in the face. Cahill had to hold him back.
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