Imagine you're an Everton player

[Topblue]

practising corners and all being in position only for the ball to hit the 1st man, and never figuring out what holding both arms up signifies.

It means " see these things lads keep them by your side and try and head it in "

 

[ForeverEverton]

Means pint of bitter and a jaegermeister chaser

Jaeger bombs rule !!!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

having a "DO NOT SERVE THIS MAN" poster in every pastie shop for 40 miles.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Being on ball fetching duty when Hibbo is shooting..

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Jaeger bombs rule !!!!

I prefer it neat but yeah, they do

 

[Neiler]

Football getting in the way of blondes!

 

[TX Bill]

Putting up with jackass supporters that think they know it all.

 

[Hibbo]

having to keep applying hibbo's sunblock.

I think this is a pleasure.

 

[Hibbo]

Being on ball fetching duty when Hibbo is shooting..

Hibbert is hard worker. You may be sad because he practice so hard and many balls to collect? I am sure this is why.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

If i played for Everton, id just kick Gerrard clean in the nuts at the next derby........

Just as hard as i could!!!!! Well worth a red card...!!!

 

[BigBlueConk]

If i played for Everton, id just kick Gerrard clean in the nuts at the next derby........

Just as hard as i could!!!!! Well worth a red card...!!!

Any true Evertonian would run on the pitch and do that anyway!

 

[ЭВЭРТОН]

Trying to decipher what the hell Tim Howard is trying to say.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

our fans being outsung by 150 away supporters, and never chanting my name, then when they finally do they recycle some arl player chant showing no imagination whatsoever.

 

[Goat]

They should be lucky we sing at all.

Saying that we have an awful Home support these days, its not great at all.