If grandoldteam had a football team what position wouid you play ?

[heatmeiser]

I was the one that was last to get picked.

I was the one that 'forgot' their kit for 2 years at school, so often that the teachers didn't even bother asking if I was doing P.E. Besides if we mentioned football at school we had to run the pitch twice

Do we have a ginger girl to sit behind the manager yet? I'll be the ginge recruitment officer. I'm very hands on.

 

[Goat]

My missus is a ginge, she can do that job and also give rub downs at HT, the dirty minx, then afterwards I will spank her for being a bad, bad girl.

And Fester lad, im already playing upfront, you can go in Goal.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

My missus is a ginge, she can do that job and also give rub downs at HT, the dirty minx, then afterwards I will spank her for being a bad, bad girl.

And Fester lad, im already playing upfront, you can go in Goal.

me and maples are in goal....sharpy lad you can be our super sub

 

[Goat]

Thats settled then, Sharps on the bench shining his head.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Thats settled then, Sharps on the bench shining his head.

that's your birds job.

she can shine all our heads, with her spit.








and before you say it........... it's just yours that she wont, due to hygiene issues.

 

[Goat]

I had a shower 2 weeks ok FFS, im super clean.

She wont suck it cos that means she has to stop talking.

 

[ijjysmith]

Well since I'm 6,3 I'm usually either up front or in goal, usually in goal though. Fantastic in the air I am . I can deal with corners better then that Gomes fella at Spurs. So Keeper it is....well someone has to be it.

My position too mate! Mind you, never a bad thing to have two top class keepers fighting for a starting place!

 

[kopites r gobshites]

ive got to be in the sqaud at least f...k it give me my ball im going home .......

 

[mtnkill]

9 pages and no one claiming the left wing?

I'll jump on that hand grenade. I offer world class acceleration, some pace, and am comfortable both sending in crosses with my left, or cutting inside to put curlers into the top corner with my right.

I do track back, though not as diligently as I probably should, so we'll need decent defensive cover for me.

Will ya have me?

 

[chicoazul]

9 pages and no one claiming the left wing?

Ghost has made the right wing his own, he's right on the touchline.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Midfield assasin me, .....well was

 

[little curly alan ball]

To return to the matter at hand , has anyone , you know , like , actually PLAYED FOOTBALL before ???

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I have.....semi pro with Racing Club Warwick for apprx 6-7 years was the highest level...Midland Combination as it was then.
Also trials with a few clubs when I was a kid , but got no where.
Not bragging , but you did ask .....

 

[little curly alan ball]

I have.....semi pro with Racing Club Warwick for apprx 6-7 years was the highest level...Midland Combination as it was then.
Also trials with a few clubs when I was a kid , but got no where.
Not bragging , but you did ask .....

I did . THAT IS PRECISELY what I was after .
I'm thinking a Vet's team , here - he says , awaiting imminent big-arse hossy treatment , but with cohones attitude - .

 

[little curly alan ball]

I did . THAT IS PRECISELY what I was after .
I'm thinking a Vet's team , here - he says , awaiting imminent big-arse hossy treatment , but with cohones attitude - .

Me Arl Fella was at Wolves when they were in the European Cup .
Me nephew was at Utd for 8 years .
That is indeed what I was after . kid .
As I said , medals on table , please .