If grandoldteam had a football team what position wouid you play ?

[chicoazul]

I've got family who are and were professional footballers.

I'm still [Poor language removed] like. Your fella must have been some player mr lcab though.

 

[Matt Damon]

I'd be a scout me for the team.

Because I can spot talent me.

*points at the half time red head @ Goodison girl

 

[kopites r gobshites]

I was at port vale for 3 months as a 14 yr old then broke a bone in my hand got let go gutted ...

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I have a few relatives playing now. Paddy McCourt plays for Celtic. Andy kirk plays for Dunfermline. John O'Kane famously played for us (was crap like but still) There are a few older ones who've played for England and Scotland but i forget who they were

 

[chicoazul]

I've work a kilt at a wedding in Dunfermline Abbey. I know this doesn't add anything like, but just wanted to share.

Nice place is Fife.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I've work a kilt at a wedding in Dunfermline Abbey. I know this doesn't add anything like, but just wanted to share.

Nice place is Fife.

Lovely place. Used to go there every year as a kid. Funnily enough i have also wore a kilt at a wedding there. It was freezing and pissing it down, never been so cold in my life.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

9 pages and no one claiming the left wing?

I'll jump on that hand grenade. I offer world class acceleration, some pace, and am comfortable both sending in crosses with my left, or cutting inside to put curlers into the top corner with my right.

I do track back, though not as diligently as I probably should, so we'll need decent defensive cover for me.

Will ya have me?

Ok. But you pay your own bus fare

 

[Jamo Martinez]

To return to the matter at hand , has anyone , you know , like , actually PLAYED FOOTBALL before ???

My mum knew John Willie Parker. I only played with mates and played a bit of 5 a side over here. I could spray some nice passes around when I had time and space. Which wasn't generally the case. As player-assistant manager, I can take Reidy's place in the 83rd minute as midfield general.

 

[faddy the blue]

Need blistering pace? Something we have missed in the real world. Look no further,cos faddy the blue is here lads. Left mid, Right mid.. no problem at all. I am what my team mates call me the fastest player in the college team.

At only 18, you got some young blood too. So I'm in right?

 

[chicoazul]

Lovely place. Used to go there every year as a kid. Funnily enough i have also wore a kilt at a wedding there. It was freezing and pissing it down, never been so cold in my life.

Did you opt for the traditional underwear approach? How weird is that.

The local women are a bit feisty like.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Did you opt for the traditional underwear approach? How weird is that.

The local women are a bit feisty like.

Yes i was a chicken and wore shorts under mine. Glad i did or it might have frozen and fallen off it was that cold.

 

[chicoazul]

Yes i was a chicken and wore shorts under mine. Glad i did or it might have frozen and fallen off it was that cold.

I went true Scotsman and subsequently got wrecked in the daytime and was got too excited falling off a chair on the table with all of her mates.

It still rests uneasy that all of her mates have seen my wang.

Great place, great people.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

My mum knew John Willie Parker. I only played with mates and played a bit of 5 a side over here. I could spray some nice passes around when I had time and space. Which wasn't generally the case. As player-assistant manager, I can take Reidy's place in the 83rd minute as midfield general.

87th minute mate, so that I can take the plaudits as I leave the field to a standing ovation.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I've work a kilt at a wedding in Dunfermline Abbey. I know this doesn't add anything like, but just wanted to share.

Nice place is Fife.

It's called Santander now..... Dunfermline Santander.

 

[gkpaul]

My position too mate! Mind you, never a bad thing to have two top class keepers fighting for a starting place!

3 top class keepers! Ive tried claiming a spot on the team with video evidence of me playing too!!