I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

Alright Jock i need a drink, Lucozade or Pepsi ? Much love xx

Which Lucozade?

 

[Connor]

Which Lucozade?

Orange la

 

[bluejock]

Orange la

Pepsi then lidda. If you'd said original, you'd be Lucozading right now, the orange one is grim.

 

[zed]

hello Jock, sorry to keep bothering you like this all the time.

 

[bluejock]

That's ok chum, what's up?

 

[bluebottle]

Can you tell me how stories are made?

 

[chrissyjack]

Jockster, an Glan de Cridhe

I have just woken up.Why DO I doze off while watching England ?

Thanks


* and please keep it short

 

[bluejock]

Can you tell me how stories are made?

Davek mate. He writes all stories.

 

[bluejock]

Jockster, an Glan de Cridhe

I have just woken up.Why DO I doze off while watching England ?

Thanks


* and please keep it short

Because international football is a cure for insomnia.

 

[bluebottle]

Davek mate. He writes all stories.

Honestly I meant stovies but got auto corrected.

 

[zed]

That's ok chum, what's up?

aw shucks it aint nuthin, i get kinda lonesome at times and ............ well i guess it dont amount to a hill of beans in this crazy old world but just sometimes folks are jus` darn orinary all fussin` an feudin n`all but why cant folk just get on - it dont cost nuthin to be peaceable so - why dont people get on?

 

[malfosse]

Hi Jock, are you suffering a moral dilemma , hoping for an England defeat, whilst wishing Baines, and Osman have a good game?

 

[chrissyjack]

Are you watching football Jock of Scotland ?

 

[bluejock]

aw shucks it aint nuthin, i get kinda lonesome at times and ............ well i guess it dont amount to a hill of beans in this crazy old world but just sometimes folks are jus` darn orinary all fussin` an feudin n`all but why cant folk just get on - it dont cost nuthin to be peaceable so - why dont people get on?

Because people are fundamentally bad.

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock, are you suffering a moral dilemma , hoping for an England defeat, whilst wishing Baines, and Osman have a good game?

Nope, couldn't give an arse about international football.