I am Jock, AMA

[The-Golden-Vision]

Dear Jock

Where does Luis Suarez live

Regards
T-g-v

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jock

Where does Luis Suarez live

Regards
T-g-v

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Yo Jock, why when i iron my clothes can't i get the creases out?

 

[bluejock]

Yo Jock, why when i iron my clothes can't i get the creases out?

You have to look deeper into the meaning of the creases, try to figure out what they say about you as a person.

Or ask Bigmaclad to do it, he's doing some ironing tonight.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

You have to look deeper into the meaning of the creases, try to figure out what they say about you as a person.

Or ask Bigmaclad to do it, he's doing some ironing tonight.

Wow heavy man. I think they say i'm a lazt git who can't be arsed to iron his clothes properly.

But seriously, my iron doesn't seem to do what its very existence says it should : get creases out of my clothes.

 

[JamesBT]

Jock, i'm 1,000 words into a 3,000 word essay due in for tomorrow afternoon. The only thing getting me through this is the prospect of a monumental wank afterwards? Any advice?

 

[somuchfun]

Do you own shares of Real Oviedo?

x

 

[ijjysmith]

HI JOCK

HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER?

THANKS

 

[somuchfun]

Hiya Jock,

how did you find Ijjy's bath-thread?

Br,
SMF x

 

[bluejock]

Jock, i'm 1,000 words into a 3,000 word essay due in for tomorrow afternoon. The only thing getting me through this is the prospect of a monumental wank afterwards? Any advice?

Lash some pics of your bird up mate, that'll help motivate you.

 

[bluejock]

Do you own shares of Real Oviedo?

x

Unfortunately not

HI JOCK

HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER?

THANKS

You'll find out in January

Hiya Jock,

how did you find Ijjy's bath-thread?

Br,
SMF x

I was a huge fan. I like Ijjy's work.

 

[Kurt.]

Hi Jock

Inbetweeners movie
or
Legends of the Fall

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock

Inbetweeners movie
or
Legends of the Fall

I'm having a wank and going to bed mate but the dance in the Inbetweeners film is quite funny.

Plus there's several birds that would get fingered vigorously.

Go with the bus [Poor language removed] mate.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm having a wank and going to bed mate but the dance in the Inbetweeners film is quite funny.

Plus there's several birds that would get fingered vigorously.

Go with the bus [Poor language removed] mate.

OK mate................Enjoy your wank.
















*never ever thought I would tell a lad to enjoy his wank.

 

[Connor]

Alright Jock i need a drink, Lucozade or Pepsi ? Much love xx