I am Jock, AMA

[scratchnsurf]

By all accounts it was about the moment he met his wife, but it also references how many men can't remeber what their wife/partner was wearing when they first met.

What was Mrs Jock wearing when you first met her?

 

[bluejock]

What was Mrs Jock wearing when you first met her?

F*cked if I know.

It came off easy enough though.

 

[somuchfun]

What's the weather like where you are located at?

 

[bluejock]

What's the weather like where you are located at?

40kt crosswinds, sleety rain and 6m sea swells.

Not too bad actually.

 

[somuchfun]

40kt crosswinds, sleety rain and 6m sea swells.

Not too bad actually.

Nice one, mate.

x

 

[Kurt.]

Dearest jock,

I am on route to do a home medication visit to a hyper suicidal 6ft 4 builder, he is only to have three tablets but I know he is gonna kick off and want them all so he can OD when i leave.....how am I gonna stop this brute from murdering me for more medication ?

Ps

Quick answer would deffo be appreciated.

 

[bluejock]

Dearest jock,

I am on route to do a home medication visit to a hyper suicidal 6ft 4 builder, he is only to have three tablets but I know he is gonna kick off and want them all so he can OD when i leave.....how am I gonna stop this brute from murdering me for more medication ?

Ps

Quick answer would deffo be appreciated.

Ask him if he's tried sawdust.

 

[Kurt.]

Ask him if he's tried sawdust.

Hmmmmm, strangely he has disappeared.......updates may follow

 

[eagleowl]

I'm a big fan of eagles mate and I love owls.

Thanks Jock!!! Haha

 

[eagleowl]

Malpas or Baines?
Hegarty/Narey or Miller/McLeish
McLean or Ferguson
United 83 or Everton 85

Would Utd have been European champions in 84 if the ref wasn't bribed in the semi?

Ahh but!!! Sturrock or Miralles

 

[bluejock]

Ahh but!!! Sturrock or Miralles

Sturrock.

Mirallas still has plenty time to change this mind.

 

[eagleowl]

Sturrock.

Mirallas still has plenty time to change this mind.

Have to agree with you there. Imagine Fellaini & Jelavic with some of Sturrocks service.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Hi Jock

I have just died, what do you recommend I do next?

Much love
T-g-v

 

[Bigmaclad]

I need to do some ironing Jock, can you give me a 5 step guide on how to go about it?

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock

I have just died, what do you recommend I do next?

Much love
T-g-v

Go and haunt [Poor language removed] out of Suarez's house

I need to do some ironing Jock, can you give me a 5 step guide on how to go about it?

1. Set up ironing board
2. Fill iron with water
3. Plug iron in and switch on
4. Iron clothes
5. Switch iron off, unplug and drain any excess water. Put ironing board away.