Hypothetical dilemna for Lukaku.

[alpha1]

Citteh and/or Chelski below us going into the last game of the season???
Now we are bordering on the ridiculous!
It won't come to that, believe me.

 

[Moomin]

Everyone is forgetting the Xmas card dilemma for him. Who does he put " Dear Gaffer " to?? Jose or Roberto??

 

[BlueLlama]

As Barry will know he hadn't been offered a new contract by city he would be true to the Everton course. What is unclear is if he would touch his brothers wang to save Kone's knee

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Gareth Barry finds a code for a free sample of Body Shop coconut hand soap on the internet. Excited, he bounces down to his local Body Shop and nabs it - no purchase necessary. He's a vigorous scrubber is our Gareth, so it's gone in 2 days. He thinks he'd like to try it out for a bit longer before committing to a full bar costing £5.99 but he's already given his name.
Does he crack out his alter ego Barry Gareth, slap on a fake moustache and get another bar or does he go to Lush and get one of those nice bath bombs they do for £2.49?

Gareth Barry careth barely about soapy bodies and fruity samples.

Ross Barkley will floss monthly and clean freshly with boss huskies.

 

[deipnosophist]

In this hypothetical scenario who is the ref ?

Sirhan Sirhan

 

[deipnosophist]

I think Bazza Gazza (Gareth Barry's doppelganger ) would be jonesing for that coconut hand cream. Not at all sure whether the bath bomb fulfils the same satisfying moisturising role.
So my answer is : He bludges another internet barcode.

Good question though....and great answer