Hypothetical dilemna for Lukaku.

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Hypothetical situation #6: Lukaku see's a lovely field with a pond in it and a family having a picnic. He fills the pond with concrete, he ploughs the family into the field, he blows up the tree and uses the leaves to make a dress for his wife who's also his brother.
 
Would he steal bread? What if it's to save his starving family? But his family are only starving because he spent all the money on drugs? But the drugs are antivral medicine to save their youngest boy? But that boy will grow up to be Pol Pot?

He lives in a real moral quagmire, this lad.
 
Hypothetical situation #7: Lukaku wakes up to find that he's the only man left alive on Earth. Well it's not even that really, because there's no evidence of anyone dead- everyone who was around the day before seemingly just ceases to exist. He drives his car as far as he can towards Goodison Park (the roads are a mess filled with abandoned cars) and walks the rest. Finally he makes it to the empty ground and walks onto the pitch. He sees a ball outside the box on the Gwladys Street end and cannons it into the top corner. No celebrations. No roar of the crowd. Just Romelu, standing all alone, the last man on earth.
Does he still go back to Chelsea or does this complicate things for him?
 
Housequake said:
Hypothetical situation #6: Lukaku see's a lovely field with a pond in it and a family having a picnic. He fills the pond with concrete, he ploughs the family into the field, he blows up the tree and uses the leaves to make a dress for his wife who's also his brother.
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How about if he ploughs his wife, takes his pond for a picnic, and fills his brother in with concrete (while singing ''O Solo Mio'' [trans. ''It wasn't me, it was the Chelsea fans'])
 
The thought occurs to me that Gareth Barry might well find himself in the same situation :unsure:

Just imagine.....hypothetical situation No.8.

We are 5th.

Citeh are 4th.

We need the win to leapfrog them if they get beaten.

They are 5-0 down at half time with no chance of winning.

But they will be OK of we do no more than draw.

Right?

Lukaku, having bummed his dad and saved his arl tart's life, scores to give us the lead at Hull with ten minutes to go.

We are all but there.

Three minutes into four added on at the end, Barry is on the goal line, the last man as a shot from a Hull player comes toward him.

Does he block the ball......or move aside and allow Citeh to go in the CL?

Oh boy.....the last day of the season is sure shaping up into aday of controversy :(
 
Gareth Barry finds a code for a free sample of Body Shop coconut hand soap on the internet. Excited, he bounces down to his local Body Shop and nabs it - no purchase necessary. He's a vigorous scrubber is our Gareth, so it's gone in 2 days. He thinks he'd like to try it out for a bit longer before committing to a full bar costing £5.99 but he's already given his name.
Does he crack out his alter ego Barry Gareth, slap on a fake moustache and get another bar or does he go to Lush and get one of those nice bath bombs they do for £2.49?
 
What if he wakes up on the morning of the match and fancies some marmite on toast but he realises he doesn't have any marmite and the corner shop is shut on a Sunday, meaning that he's not going to be able to have marmite on toast?

What then eh?

Might as well not bother getting on the coach at that point

Might as well call the whole bloody game off
 
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