Hypothetical dilemna for Lukaku.

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Khalekan

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Last day of the season and we are sitting fourth as we face Hull away, needing a win to ensure CL qualification.

Chelsea sit one point behind us in fiifth place, needing a win in their game and Hull to at least draw with us.

Romelu Lukaku is desperate to play Champions League football next season.

But if he helps Everton win at Hull it will mean he misses out as the club he is returning to will then not be involved.

:blink:

It would sure be an interesting build up :D
 
Hypothetical situation 2. Lukaku can save his Mums life if he bums his Dad? What doe he do?

Excellent analogy.

It's a no brainer, innit.

Anyone would "bum" their dad if it saved their mum's life.

Wouldn't they?

So here we have Lukaku "bumming" his temporary club to "save" his parent club.

Well said that man.

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hypothetical situation 3. Lukaku is about to head the winner against Hull but then has a mental image of his mum yelling 'save me' and then another (phantasmagoric-like) image of his dad being bummed. Well, with all that **** going on in his head, he's bound to miss innit he?
 
he ends up bumming his ma and his dad gets some complimentary tickets to the CL final and has a tear in his eye when Everton go on to the lift the european cup

SCENES
 
no need for hypothetical situations.

he'll simply warp the space-time continuum, scoring a hat trick for both us and his other club, launching us both past the rs ... somehow relegating them to the MLS in the process.
 
no need for hypothetical situations.

he'll simply warp the space-time continuum, scoring a hat trick for both us and his other club, launching us both past the rs ... somehow relegating them to the MLS in the process.

Kirk: Warp speed 8 Mr Scott
Scotty: ach Cap'n, the engines cannae take it
 
...as an aside, old Scotty must have been a ****e engineer as whenever Kirk needed some decent warp speed, the engines were always ****ed
 
no need for hypothetical situations.

he'll simply warp the space-time continuum, scoring a hat trick for both us and his other club, launching us both past the rs ... somehow relegating them to the MLS in the process.

Yay.

Make it so, Romesulu.....
 
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