How would the UK react to the second coming of Jesus?

[Bob Latchford]

Was he ever here the first time ?

The serpent pulling the old garden of Eden routine…. This is on lads….

 

[Ivo]

Come again?

 

[Bob Latchford]

Not with his stats on crosses.

Great team player, capable of miracles and could cater a work night out on water, loaves and fish….

was Jesus Kevin Sheedy?

 

[LostLegend]

Interesting question here, seeing how faithless the UK is becoming. But hypothetically if the second coming of Jesus were to happen in our lifetime, how would everybody react?

I'd be horrified. That would basically mean all the murder, genocide and general nastiness in the Bible is true.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I'd be horrified. That would basically mean all the murder, genocide and general nastiness in the Bible is true.

And the moment he disappears again the RS fans would claim him.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

 

[tommye]

Interesting question here, seeing how faithless the UK is becoming. But hypothetically if the second coming of Jesus were to happen in our lifetime, how would everybody react?

Proper got a little bee in your bonnet about the UK havent you. Last week it was sly digs abaaar the footy and this week you've gone two footed straight for peoples faith.


What is it? Come on, tell us what the English fella's name is who banged your Mrs.
One of us might know him.


Smarmy little piss ant

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Dunno how the UK would react but, in true GOT fashion, I'll do what I can to be the first to throw out accusations of him/her/it being a Tory wool...

 

[Kurt.]

@emir leave your god bothering for somewhere else ffs

 

[emir]

Proper got a little bee in your bonnet about the UK havent you. Last week it was sly digs abaaar the footy and this week you've gone two footed straight for peoples faith.


What is it? Come on, tell us what the English fella's name is who banged your Mrs.
One of us might know him.


Smarmy little piss ant

What's wrong with this question and how is it offensive to the UK?

 

[Socrates]

The UK would put him in an old barracks prior to deporting him back to Palestine.

If any fuss was kicked up, the Daily Mail would condemn him as a Marxist sympathiser and Michael Gove would deny his existence.

 

[verreauxi]

Islam and Christianity are the two major religions in the world, and they both believe in the second coming of Jesus.

Never mind that ancient polytheism practiced by >1 billion Hindus. Obvs they don't count. Imagine having a god with 8 arms...how silly is that?!?

Meanwhile in Deuteronomy 25:11-12: If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

 

[Hogwild]

Surely we need @Mrtallywacker to weigh in

 

[verreauxi]

Interesting question here, seeing how faithless the UK is becoming. But hypothetically if the second coming of Jesus were to happen in our lifetime, how would everybody react?

 

[ilikecheese]

Jesus isnt real.

I swear I just saw him playing in the Copa. Not very impressive if you ask me.