How would the UK react to the second coming of Jesus?

[Bohemian Toffee]

Maybe Jesus already came back as Jeffery Epstein?

But what if Jeffrey Epstein came back as Jesus?

 

[ste d' indica]

I know this is a satirical comment and all, but politicians in the UK historically have always tried to facilitate the creation of Israel, which is setting the scene for the second coming of Jesus.

Christ on a bike....

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Christ on a bike....

 

[summerisle]

Is Uncle Bill the new Judas ?

 

[peteblue]

You’re all going to hell……

 

[evertony]

Whats his xG? And can he play in a 5?

 

[Kurt.]

Interesting question here, seeing how faithless the UK is becoming. But hypothetically if the second coming of Jesus were to happen in our lifetime, how would everybody react?

Was he ever here the first time ?

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway, city would probably sign him

 

[ste d' indica]

You’re all going to hell……

 

[ste d' indica]

Anyway, city would probably sign him

Not with his stats on crosses.

 

[tommye]

 

[Lapeno77]

Given we voted for a serial liar and adulterer because he's good at delivering slogans, I doubt Jesus's message of communism and turning the other cheek would be a winner.

Yep. Britain firmly rejected JC in 2019 with all his Socialism.

 

[PKwalnuts]

Interesting question here, seeing how faithless the UK is becoming. But hypothetically if the second coming of Jesus were to happen in our lifetime, how would everybody react?

It's ok mate, if you wanna be Jesus, you be Jesus. Ignore the haters. Peace.

 

[kev]

I think most people would be OK with it. . . . . . provided he can prove he's had both inoculations.

 

[Kurt.]

Not with his stats on crosses.

Yeah… but he’s great at arriving late in the box