How would the UK react to the second coming of Jesus?
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Would he qualify for a work permit in the UK, following Brexit?
The whole point of the second coming is to restore full faith of everyone, no?
Non-white Jesus would be in for a shock
God-fearing Christians like Farage and Rees-Mogg would demand he be turned around
Be huge for us. Like a new signing.
This should be biblically epic...
No.
Christianity isnt the only made up religion in the world.
People who have faith have faith, its the main reason that religion is the biggest business in the world, its profits dwarf even Googles.
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He's already been, his name was @Bob Latchford
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Given we voted for a serial liar and adulterer because he's good at delivering slogans, I doubt Jesus's message of communism and turning the other cheek would be a winner.
Maybe Jesus already came back as Jeffery Epstein?
I know this is a satirical comment and all, but politicians in the UK historically have always tried to facilitate the creation of Israel, which is setting the scene for the second coming of Jesus.
Islam and Christianity are the two major religions in the world, and they both believe in the second coming of Jesus.
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