How big's your turkey and what you doing with it?

[Frang]

Giblets normally get covered in Geoff’s plentiful gravy BBN.

Right oh beef

Right
Oh

 

[bullybeef]

Right oh beef

Right
Oh

You’ve never lived until you’ve tasted Geoff’s giblet gravy. I

 

[Frang]

You’ve never lived until you’ve tasted Geoff’s giblet gravy. I

Obviously not beef...

Obviously

Not

 

[larbert toffee]

I have just cooked a fray bentos pudding pie, which was 98% inch thick 'pastry'. With some gravy in it, which had 2mm of grease oil floating on top of it.

One mouthful and straight into the bin

Vile

Still hungry

Did you expect chunks of cordon bleu fillet steak in a 99p fray bentos ?

Did you survive opening the tin without injury ? asking for a Friend. @Ashtonian

 

[Buckers]

Did you expect chunks of cordon bleu fillet steak in a 99p fray bentos ?

Did you survive opening the tin without injury ? asking for a Friend. @Ashtonian

But the picture on the tin looks so inviting.

 

[bullybeef]

Geoff’s just been round.
He said he roasted two birds last night with a couple of his mates. He’s running a bit low on gravy now though!

The good news is that he brought another bird round to roast on Christmas Day complete with two big juicy melons for starters!

I can’t wait to get started on the stuffing!
This is going to be one hell of a swinging party!

 

[Buckers]

Geoff’s just been round.
He said he roasted two birds last night with a couple of his mates. He’s running a bit low on gravy now though!

The good news is that he brought another bird round to roast on Christmas Day complete with two big juicy melons for starters!

I can’t wait to get started on the stuffing!
This is going to be one hell of a swinging party!

Can't beat a bit of festive swinging.

 

[Jimishorts]

2kg cooked, sliced and available for any ad hoc sandwiches on request.

Roast lamb for Christmas Day.

 

[Frang]

Did you expect chunks of cordon bleu fillet steak in a 99p fray bentos ?

Did you survive opening the tin without injury ? asking for a Friend. @Ashtonian

Pull top mate

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Pull top mate

Wimp

 

[Frang]

Wimp

I never said I used that tho..

I got my snide Swiss army knife out (I was in the paras for 3 years) and snapped every blade off Tring to unleash the pie pudding..

I ended up putting it under the car tyre and squishing it out