How big's your turkey and what you doing with it?

Frang · December 21, 2018

bullybeef said:
Giblets normally get covered in Geoff’s plentiful gravy BBN.

Right oh beef

Right
Oh

bullybeef · December 21, 2018

BigBlueNose said:
Right oh beef

Right
Oh

You’ve never lived until you’ve tasted Geoff’s giblet gravy. I

Frang · December 21, 2018

bullybeef said:
You’ve never lived until you’ve tasted Geoff’s giblet gravy. I

Obviously not beef...

Obviously

Not

larbert toffee · December 22, 2018

BigBlueNose said:
I have just cooked a fray bentos pudding pie, which was 98% inch thick 'pastry'. With some gravy in it, which had 2mm of grease oil floating on top of it.

One mouthful and straight into the bin

Vile

Still hungry

Did you expect chunks of cordon bleu fillet steak in a 99p fray bentos ?

Did you survive opening the tin without injury ? asking for a Friend. @Ashtonian

Buckers · December 22, 2018

larbert toffee said:
Did you expect chunks of cordon bleu fillet steak in a 99p fray bentos ?

Did you survive opening the tin without injury ? asking for a Friend. @Ashtonian

But the picture on the tin looks so inviting.

bullybeef · December 23, 2018

Geoff’s just been round.
He said he roasted two birds last night with a couple of his mates. He’s running a bit low on gravy now though!

The good news is that he brought another bird round to roast on Christmas Day complete with two big juicy melons for starters!

I can’t wait to get started on the stuffing!
This is going to be one hell of a swinging party!

Buckers · December 23, 2018

bullybeef said:
Geoff’s just been round.
He said he roasted two birds last night with a couple of his mates. He’s running a bit low on gravy now though!

The good news is that he brought another bird round to roast on Christmas Day complete with two big juicy melons for starters!

I can’t wait to get started on the stuffing!
This is going to be one hell of a swinging party!

Can't beat a bit of festive swinging.

Jimishorts · December 23, 2018

2kg cooked, sliced and available for any ad hoc sandwiches on request.

Roast lamb for Christmas Day.

Frang · December 23, 2018

larbert toffee said:
Did you expect chunks of cordon bleu fillet steak in a 99p fray bentos ?

Did you survive opening the tin without injury ? asking for a Friend. @Ashtonian

Pull top mate

FC sexy xxx · December 23, 2018

BigBlueNose said:
Pull top mate

Wimp

Frang · December 23, 2018

FC sexy xxx said:
Wimp

I never said I used that tho..

I got my snide Swiss army knife out (I was in the paras for 3 years) and snapped every blade off Tring to unleash the pie pudding..

I ended up putting it under the car tyre and squishing it out