How big's your turkey and what you doing with it?

[Buckers]

Oo er Mrs.

Fancy butter under the skin?

 

[orly]

Basting it liberally





But enough about yer ma's grid, I'll be just stuffing it I think






But enough about yer ma

 

[summerisle]

Goose (insert yer ma at your leisure).

 

[Stav1985]

Depends what @GrumpyBlue wants to do really.

 

[Frang]

Depends what @GrumpyBlue wants to do really.

I'm sure he's got a gif to explain..

 

[The binman chronicles]

How dare you talk about my wife like that. By the way, huge and all the time.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

In before 'I'd give her a good old stuffing'.

But enough about yer mar.

 

[Yarrgh]

This thread's a cracker!

 

[Cels]

This looks a bit suspect

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Certainly be trying my darndest to keep it extremely moist.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Bin it
Have chicken instead

 

[Eggs]

...wouldn’t have a clue.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Blend/mix croissants with butter and put between skin.

 

[Bungle]

This looks a bit suspect

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[COYBL25]

This looks a bit suspect

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Franks mar keeps popping up in a lot threads recently ?