How big's your turkey and what you doing with it?

[LEONARD]

No Turkey for us this year, some scally, called Fat Sam, jumped over our garden wall and nicked it from the kitchen.

 

[anton66]

This looks a bit suspect

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Maybe with a touch of hydrocortisone cream.

 

[Seathestars]

Marks and Spencer Oakham turkey crown, Bootiful

 

[marnie]

Marks and Spencer Oakham turkey crown, Bootiful

Weight ? Please help mate.Missus has bought 2 turkey breast fillets weighing 750g each.She thinks that's enough for Christmas Day (sandwiches etc) Boxing Day and the other for NYD.FFS.I don't think it's enough for the 2 of us.

 

[Seathestars]

Weight ? Please help mate.Missus has bought 2 turkey breast fillets weighing 750g each.She thinks that's enough for Christmas Day (sandwiches etc) Boxing Day and the other for NYD.FFS.I don't think it's enough for the 2 of us.

Dunno mate, my Mrs gets it. But you have a kilo and a half of Turkey between you. I think that's plenty. Might be stinking by New Years day though. Or are you saving one for NYD? I think it will be enough anyway.

 

[marnie]

Dunno mate, my Mrs gets it. But you have a kilo and a half of Turkey between you. I think that's plenty. Might be stinking by New Years day though. Or are you saving one for NYD? I think it will be enough anyway.

Yeah saving one (freezer) Thanks mate.JUST STOPPED me brewing up for a rant. x

 

[Groucho]

2.5kg, cooking it.

 

[john jako]

Turkey crown out of Iceland. 4 quid. Oven for two hours. Sound.

 

[witchdoc187]

It's massive and me and my mate are spit roasting it

 

[gonetomorrow]

Turkey crown out of Iceland. 4 quid. Oven for two hours. Sound.

Iceland are great for Christmas fare.

 

[Kurt.]

Using mine as bait to catch a swan

 

[sheedy3]

Turkey Twerkie

 

[sheedy3]

No Turkey for us this year, some scally, called Fat Sam, jumped over our garden wall and nicked it from the kitchen.

Sorry laaaa..nice bird though

 

[dublinbluenose]

I'm making a lot Seitan roast

 

[anton66]

Using mine as bait to catch a swan

Brian?