Current Affairs Her majesty the Queen

[john jako]

Gives Coleman time to get up to speed to take over from Patterson for Dave anyway

 

[MikeH72]

Gives Coleman time to get up to speed to take over from Patterson for Dave anyway

Patterson will be given extra time off to mourn
@davek

 

[COYBL25]

People will ask in 30 years time what where you doing on the day the queen died.

My reply will be on twitter searching for memes on the royal family and especially noncey Andrew.

lol

 

[rylojr]

Just to assure you, the Queen is NOT dead... Unless she went in the night and is yet to be discovered by the maid.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Defo following this thread!

 

[Bwana]

I'm dreading the announcement...

"All football has been cancelled this and next weekend to allow a suitable period of mourning to take place..."

Nooooo.....

But then on the other hand we're having thigh matches ahead of us so...

 

[PITA]

Very dead

You're a very naughty boy.

 

[kev]

I'm dreading the announcement...

"All football has been cancelled this and next weekend to allow a suitable period of mourning to take place..."

Nooooo.....

Back in the 70s, a woman I worked with had saved all year to go on her first holiday to Spain. The day before she flew out Franco died.
A state of mourning was declared and ALL public entertainment was banned. No music, no bars, no nothing.
Even the telly just had pictures of him lying in state. She was stuck there for a fortnight despite trying to get early flights back home.

 

[Thomasc]

Will she revert to her true lizard form?

 

[JohnRoss23]

Some conspiracy nuts think she’s been dead a few weeks but they don’t want to announce it due to the energy crisis and tory leader vote lol

Sounds like a normal conversation around the coffee pot in the break room here in the US.

 

[DanB90]

I don’t mean to sound ghoulish or anything, but how much time off do we get?

 

[MikeH72]

Reckon some England players will sing the wrong lyrics at the World Cup? I’m saying yes.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Just to assure you, the Queen is NOT dead... Unless she went in the night and is yet to be discovered by the maid.

"you're not gonna go all fat and steal my pension"


Classic line

 

[Groucho]

Could be on her way out.

Could be?

Well gone mate.

 

[DanB90]

Some conspiracy nuts think she’s been dead a few weeks but they don’t want to announce it due to the energy crisis and tory leader vote lol

Didn’t want it to interrupt deadline day.