Current Affairs Her majesty the Queen

[john jako]

I don’t mean to sound ghoulish or anything, but how much time off do we get?

Supposedly it’s based on your employer. Government won’t force bank holidays and only force it for the day of the funeral.

 

[Cecil]

Yes mate, your coins and notes are now worthless, best to get rid of them.

I’ll PM you a bank account that can dispose of it all for you. Cheers.

Thanks mate, appreciate it. I’ll leave a tip.

 

[Cow kecks]

Some conspiracy nuts think she’s been dead a few weeks but they don’t want to announce it due to the energy crisis and tory leader vote lol

They did drive Phil around for two years pretending he was alive when anyone with eyes could see it was really a corpse.

 

[JohnRoss23]

Frank at the funeral knowing this buys Pickford a couple extra weeks of rest….

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I don’t mean to sound ghoulish or anything, but how much time off do we get?

A week sounds about right

 

[Dixieslaces]

The potential here is massive...........................

 

[DanB90]

Supposedly it’s based on your employer. Government won’t force bank holidays and only force it for the day of the funeral.

Trust me to be self employed at a time like this.
I’ll be cancelling all my upcoming jobs until the footy’s back on.
It’s what she would’ve wanted.

 

[Moomin]

Just headed down to the Queens Head Pub, queues outside, everyone in tears. Struggling to hold it together here but the good weather and Aviici Levels playing in the background, is helping.

It's what she would have wanted

 

[daza_1973]

I don’t mean to sound ghoulish or anything, but how much time off do we get?

The funeral will be on a Saturday guaranteed.

 

[john jako]

Works out perfectly for a Halloween this. Go dressed as the queen now she’s dead.

 

[bluelife]

Queen yesterday:

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I mean, her position looks very puppeteer. Eyes are "looking" in different directions.
A distinct possibility Truss shook hands with a corpse yesterday.

 

[DanB90]

Didn’t want it to interrupt deadline day.

On this: Can we have a sky sports news special on these latest events?

Bring Jim White back for one last hoorah.

Alan Myers stood outside Buckingham palace with a load of bootlickers in the background.

Kaveh speculating what next for the monarchy.

 

[Kurt.]

I’m getting through the tissues here by the dozen


Tough tug though to be fair

 

[john jako]

 

[COYBL25]

I can only assume Dave is busy navigating his way around finding the cheapest train tickets and trying to find the nearest Premier Inn, closet to the palace, as I fully expected him, to have risen in all his glory on here by now.

A bit like the Tooth Fairy in the film Man Hunter, but draped in the skin of Orange Lodge members, rather than young women.