Current Affairs Her majesty the Queen

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I trust you will have a suitable period of reflection added to your wedding ceremony Davey.

Gonna wear a union jack suit and have 'candle in the wind' for the first dance

 

[Moomin]

Ah ffs, getting married the weekend and going on honeymoon next week. Trust this bunch of entitled shysters stealing the limelight ffs. Don't you dare ruin my plans! Grrr

If it makes you feel any better Amy Winehouse died before my wedding. I managed to get her into my speech on 2 occasions.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Gonna wear a union jack suit and have 'candle in the wind' for the first dance

I welled up reading that.

 

[Connor]

On the brink means dying not dead.

Very dead

 

[Moomin]

Gonna wear a union jack suit and have 'candle in the wind' for the first dance

Is that song played because the queen murdered her?

 

[john jako]

People will ask in 30 years time what where you doing on the day the queen died.

My reply will be on twitter searching for memes on the royal family and especially noncey Andrew.

 

[arch stanton]

….BBC have suspended their programme schedule until 18.00hrs.

BBC newsreader Huw dude has his black tie on ready.... he knows.

 

[john jako]

 

[arch stanton]

People will ask in 30 years time what where you doing on the day the queen died.

My reply will be on twitter searching for memes on the royal family and especially noncey Andrew.

I was shirking from home waiting for the test match to start

 

[Moomin]

People will ask in 30 years time what where you doing on the day the queen died.

My reply will be on twitter searching for memes on the royal family and especially noncey Andrew.

I remember the Day when the world took the People's slag from us.

Sunday Morning my mum woke me up to say Diana died, I was shattered and hungover and said " What the fcuk Mum, trying to sleep here " and rolled over.

 

[Cow kecks]

Must be serious, William and Kate have dashed up to Balmoral. Just hope they remembered to tell someone to pick the kids up from school.

 

[Kurt.]

Just seen Charles in a Simba suit singing I just can’t wait to be king ….

 

[roydo]

Must be serious, William and Kate have dashed up to Balmoral. Just hope they remembered to tell someone to pick the kids up from school.

Kate is in Windsor.

 

[john jako]

Must be serious, William and Kate have dashed up to Balmoral. Just hope they remembered to tell someone to pick the kids up from school.

Prince andrew on babysitting duties so all good

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

He`s too busy organising the street party.

The asda has sold out of jelly and ice cream already.