JLW
Player Valuation: £60m
*transfer request granted!I don't feel like I receive the respect I deserve on this forum.
*goes on African pilgrimage to visit witchdoctor
*puts in transfer request
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*transfer request granted!I don't feel like I receive the respect I deserve on this forum.
*goes on African pilgrimage to visit witchdoctor
*puts in transfer request
The village elders will be pleased.*transfer request granted!
No. Everton is truly unique in its ‘Frank Spencer-isms’. You gotta love the club; it’s so inept it’s kind of cute.‘Pilgrimages to Africa and voodoo’
Amazing. You just can’t predict Everton. Would you ever hear this sort of gold out of any other professional sporting organisation?
Been thinking we should employ a witch doctor. The RS have had a voodoo over us years.Do a search for African football teams witch doctors. Prepare to be edumacated.
Will be?I think it's a few days locked away from the internet tomorrow.We will be a laughing stock.
Yeah a shambles eh?Utter shambles. Truly depressing this. Seriously the less Moshiri speaks the better
Clear as day the Barkley camp well and truly stitched the club up. Gang of ratsOne told him it ws because of his mum and witchdoctors, and then went to LA and wouldn't come home till we sold him
The other was sold because his agent said Barkely won't stay unless you let his mate Stones leave
The last after saying that - agent vanished for 6 months and couldn't be contacted - had his medical at the club then changed his mind - only to join them for 20m less 6 months later.
If you need a cow mate, Moshiri is selling them - all you need is a couple of coloured beans - tell him they are magic he will believe you