Game Of Thrones Television series *may contain spoilers*

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DrEFC said:
Has there been any mention of who is Lord of the Stormlands? With all the Baratheons dead (Except Robert's [Poor language removed]) and the Lannisters on shaky ground I would have thought Tommen would have been quick to give the title to someone loyal.
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In the books they surrendered to Joffrey's armies after the Blackwater, except Stannis' castle at Storm's End which is being besieged - though right at the end of the most recent book the Stormlands have been invaded by "Young Griff" et al.

In the TV show I think a colony of bees have moved in.
 
Dialogue was awful in the first episode as well, maybe due to the fact we're now going into non-book territory.

"It's a good job you're not a boy anymore...because you haven't got a knob" Cheers for explaining the joke, Tyrion.

The Dothraki soldiers joking about shagging his mate's grandmother.

Sand Snakes "You're such a greedy b*tch." Then gives a 'b*tchy' look to the camera.

Weird episode.
 
DanEFC92 said:
Dorne plot is beyond stupid.


Oberyn's whole plot revolved around getting revenge for his murdered family members. And to avenge him, the Sand Snakes decide to murder his brother and his nephew. Somehow, I don't think Oberyn would approve.
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appears to have been a martinez esque rebellion where they had had enough of him and his weak ruling.
 
DanEFC92 said:
Dialogue was awful in the first episode as well, maybe due to the fact we're now going into non-book territory.

"It's a good job you're not a boy anymore...because you haven't got a knob" Cheers for explaining the joke, Tyrion.

The Dothraki soldiers joking about shagging his mate's grandmother.

Sand Snakes "You're such a greedy b*tch." Then gives a 'b*tchy' look to the camera.

Weird episode.
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Pah!
 
Ranting a bit, I know.

But Dorne again. Prince Doran was one of the most important characters in Westeros was he not? And his death fell flat. He was an alright leader was he not? Years of prosperity and not getting his people killed in pointless wars. Oh, but apparently he deserved to die and all of his men are pleased about that fact, showing no dissent as he is stabbed. However, he and Hotah were still the only interesting character left in that plotline. Now all we have left are the bloody Sand Snakes.

We haven't seen Dorne at all bar a wee courtyard, and even on the map in the opening credits you see 'Dorne', which is a region, while all the other places and cities are there on the map; 'Winterfell', 'Kings Landing', etc.

Find myself only interested in the North. Kings Landing is crap now that Tywin and Tyrion aren't around.
 
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DanEFC92 said:
Ranting a bit, I know.

But Dorne again. Prince Doran was one of the most important characters in Westeros was he not? And his death fell flat. He was an alright leader was he not? Years of prosperity and not getting his people killed in pointless wars. Oh, but apparently he deserved to die and all of his men are pleased about that fact, showing no dissent as he is stabbed. However, he and Hotah were still the only interesting character left in that plotline. Now all we have left are the bloody Sand Snakes.

We haven't seen Dorne at all bar a wee courtyard, and even on the map in the opening credits you see 'Dorne', which is a region, while all the other places and cities are there on the map; 'Winterfell', 'Kings Landing', etc.

Find myself only interested in the North. Kings Landing is crap now that Tywin and Tyrion aren't around.
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I find nothing interesting in Kings Landing. The Sparrows just need to stop. All this quasi religious guff. Do one!
 
Dylan said:
I find nothing interesting in Kings Landing. The Sparrows just need to stop. All this quasi religious guff. Do one!
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Hopefully it'll improve or be resolved soon. Where's Littlefinger? Where's the political intrigue gone from the show?
 
tsubaki said:
In the books they surrendered to Joffrey's armies after the Blackwater, except Stannis' castle at Storm's End which is being besieged - though right at the end of the most recent book the Stormlands have been invaded by "Young Griff" et al.

In the TV show I think a colony of bees have moved in.
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I didn't write the quoted comments!?
 
DrEFC said:
In the book he tracks them down when they're trying to get Myrcella back, and a certain character dies at his hands- was it Jorah?. Plus the mountain's skull gets sent to dorne didn't it?
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Mountains skull? He isn't dead is he? He is like a zombie type thing now?

(another thing the show has just completely forgot about being a thing)
 
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