Funniest things you've heard shouted at a game?

[chrismpw]

Down at the Dell (away end), mid-80s, Southall pulled off a typically brilliant save just in front of us. Toffees fans cheer and applaud, Saints fans go awwwwww. After the fuss and it went quiet again a fella near me shouts "I love Neville Southall, he can shag my missus!"

Big Nev turns grinning and gives a thumbs up.

 

[riddick]

I remember reading something here about 2 lads who watched, I think, the Chelsea match when they were giving Naismith heaps of abuse, saying how useless he was and all that. He scored those goals and a lady in front of them turned and said "that's my (can't remember which one it was) brother/husband" and they shut right down .

 

[Neiler]

Vs Newcastle back in the Moyes days, Girthy lad in the row ahead kept jumping up out of his seats for nothing at all, followed by a shout of “sit the [Poor language removed] down and go two jersey sizes up”.

 

[upthetoffees]

A Chelsea fan in a wheel chair kicking off was getting thrown out , well wheeled out and someone from the park end shouted ‘’fcking clamp him’’

Anyone care to give an American translation? Cheers!

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Anyone care to give an American translation? Cheers!

Google wheel clamp .

 

[marnie]

Went to watch the Olympics in Athens.Go forward a few years and Everton are playing A.E.K at the Olympic Stadium.On the Subway and spotted 2 blues on the train..... Me 'Have you been here before ' Them 'No' Me ' I was here for the Olympics' Them ' How did you get on'

 

[Socrates]

Back in the 80's we were at a game when the ref made a bad decision.

A mate pipes up: "Oi ref! You're incontinent!"

We all turned round to look at him quizzically.

"...And you're incompetent as well!"

 

[marnie]

Anyone care to give an American translation? Cheers!

Locking a car wheel for illegal parking.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Locking a car wheel for illegal parking.

We call it a boot here

 

[Dubai Blue]

We call it a boot here

I suggest you don't use that. Kinda wrong to kick a guy in a wheelchair

 

[MarkK1988]

quite vulgar but there was a loony fella who used to sit in front of me who said to sian massey "ey girl shove that flag up yer ar53 and bring yourself off to it" in a really seedy manor

 

[bcblue1878]

Upper Gwladys St a couple of years ago. Lukaku scuffs a penalty - the goalie saves virtually without even moving. Shout from a bloke along the row from us -

"For f**** sake Rom, I hit me Mrs harder than that"!

 

[DanB90]

I guess sometimes you had to be there.

 

[brigadier]

quite vulgar but there was a loony fella who used to sit in front of me who said to sian massey "ey girl shove that flag up yer ar53 and bring yourself off to it" in a really seedy manor

I bet she's a goth.

 

[Brisan123]

At a Tranmere game years ago
They were in the 2 nd division ( Championship) and faring poorly

They were getting beat 2-0 and the away fans started singing going down , going down
A few Tranmere fans started singing
So are we , so are we
Funny at the time