Funniest things you've heard shouted at a game?

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There is an absolute spaceman who sits two rows behind me, he often comes out with some crackers to be fair, but every once in a while there is a short circuit in his brain and he just spouts some utter drivel that defies all understanding. Last season in the derby when we were getting our annual shaming, he stood up, pointed at one of the vermin and screamed “I’ve shagged your Elsie” then sat down? It was so surreal, we all cracked up!
 
Someone who used to sit behind us in the MS ,comes down from Carlisle and used to give us all a detailed traffic report on the M6 . Anyway - he shouts at Barkley you lazy fat b***ard ,next minute he score and it's I f***ing love you Ross lad .
 


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