Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
Not one I personally heard but amused me. When Jimmy Hill played for Fulham, he had a beard, unusual for players at the time. In one game at Craven Cottage, Jimmy Hill was shouting for Mullery to pass the ball to him but Mullery went in the opposite direction. Someone in the crowd shouted 'give it to the Rabbi when he asks for it'.